Please, Take Away My Rights, With Style.

I am really sick of watching the news, reading the news, talking about the news. It’s getting to the point that I am not even paying attention to the stories, I am just zoning out and looking at the ugly ties that all the men in government wear.

If you are going to take away our rights, please look good while doing it.

Ties that will look good while you take away our rights:

For when your testifying before Congress about leaking emails 10 days before the election,why not go with this tie. This Brooks Bother’s tie, is classy as fuck. Subtle yet bold, sends the right message that you get “mildly nauseous” over the election…

This tie, how cute are these little hearts!!! I love them. This tie is PERFECT for the white man who is just dying to defund Planned Parenthood, but loves and admires women.

This tie is fun and funny. Just the look that you should go for when you want to invite the murderous leader of the Philippines to The White House. You want to show him that you are chill… “Look at the ducks on my tie!” Another pro of this tie is that it’s actually a clip-on, a big time saver.

This one just shouts “SPRING!” And you have an extra spring in your step because you are “keeping” pre-existing conditions in your new health care bill. But *wink* you’re really not.

So, you can take away my rights, but you can’t take away my style! No, I haven’t watched The Handmaid’s Tale yet.

Rebecca Edwards