Below is the most recent glossary of terms released from the presidential staff in Washington D.C. :
ISLAND: Land that’s surrounded by water, big water, ocean water, possibly blue water, possibly clear water
LIBRARY: Building that’s filled with books, big books, wordy books, picturey books, magazines, possibly computers
KITCHEN: Room that has pots, big pots, steel pots, crock pots, possibly a sink
HOSPITAL: Building that’s filled with doctors, big doctors, smart doctors, smarter doctors, possibly dumb doctors
CRUISE SHIP: Boat that’s filled with cruisers, big cruisers, young cruisers, possibly drunk cruises, possibly diarrhea cruisers
GOLF COURSE: The place to be every weekend.
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