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7 Simple Reasons Why You Won’t Survive Nuclear Attack

August 10, 2017Lindsey
If North Korea bombs the US, will you be able to survive nuclear attack? Probably not. But it's not for the reasons that you think.

Will you survive nuclear attack? Since North Korea has been threatening to attack the “Mainland United States” (i.e., Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, San Diego are all candidates), everyone is talking about getting a plan. The truth is, though, we’re… Continue Reading →

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