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Lindsey Barrow Declares San Diego Official Nevada Capital

December 7, 2017Lindsey
Lindsey Barrow declared San Diego the capital of Nevada.  In an unprecedented move some have called "out of her jurisdiction" and "who is Lindsey Barrow".

Thursday, in her home in Los Angeles Lindsey Barrow declared San Diego the capital of Nevada.  This is an unprecedented move that some have called “out of her jurisdiction” and “who is Lindsey Barrow”.  But Barrow feels this is the… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics san diego, two state solution

Surviving Year Two of Trump Times

November 9, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Trump Games

You Survived the First Year of The Trump Games!   The Hot Goss is so proud of you. Frankly, we weren’t sure you could do it either, but look at you, you did it. Sure, you’re tired. And you’ve lost… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion, Politics

A Reporter Walks Into A Bar

October 31, 2017Steph Garcia
So here's a little story explaining how to deflect from what's really going on with a rambling story that everyone will stop paying attention to three sentences in.

So here’s a little story explaining how to deflect from what’s really going on with a rambling story that everyone will stop paying attention to three sentences in. Ten reporters walk into a bar on Friday and drink $1137.23 worth… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

Snack Attack

October 26, 2017Rebecca Edwards
snack

This week, Republican Senator Thom Tillis, brought popcorn to the GOP’s lunch date with the president. Tillis, brought his own snack, for a few reasons – 1. It’s a funny joke, that he will eat popcorn while all the senators… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire caviar, comedy, hummus, pie, politics, popcorn, senate, snack, snack time, snacks

Pitchfork Gives Trump 6.5 for Puerto Rico

October 19, 2017Lindsey 156 Comments
Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico. But indie music blog, Pitchfork, says it's more "like a 6.5 at best."

Today, Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria decimated the area. But indie music blog Pitchforkmedia, known for it’s difficult scaling system, shot back with it’s own, much lower,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics 10 out of 10, pitchfork, puerto rico

A Political Love…Triangle?

October 17, 2017Steph Garcia

O.M.GEE. Ok, so, like, back in the day Prezzie T dumped ole Stevie B by legit kicking him out of the house. To. The Curb. Some people were all “Well Stevie B was saying some weirdo things about Prezzie so… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics trump, white house

President Jekyll or Hyde – Who will Speak at your Emergency?

October 5, 2017Lindsey
Take our quiz to find out what kind of speech President Trump will make during YOUR statewide emergency. Will you get President Jekyll or President Hyde?

Yesterday, Trump delivered a caring and compassionate speech (yeah I KNOW…) to the Las Vegas victims. Words that even fake news CNN have called “Presidential”.  And is quiet the opposite of the way he acted in Puerto Rico. But I… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire hyde, jekyll, quiz

Presidential Glossary Of Terms

October 2, 2017Steph Garcia
A Mile - Little Visuals

Below is the most recent glossary of terms released from the presidential staff in Washington D.C. : ISLAND: Land that’s surrounded by water, big water, ocean water, possibly blue water, possibly clear water LIBRARY: Building that’s filled with books, big books,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

WTF is an ACA?

September 21, 2017Lindsey
No, your Facebook algorithm isn’t off, an ACA repeal IS back in the news. Apparently there’s a “last ditch effort” to repeal the ACA. Barf.

Up next in our WTF Series: The ACA No, your Facebook algorithm isn’t off, an ACA repeal IS back in the news. You were thinking you were in the clear, that your shitty Blue Shield insurance was protected. But apparently… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Repeal and Replace, WTF

What the Fuck is a Debt Ceiling?

September 7, 2017Lindsey
The debt ceiling's gotta get raised or there's gonna be a shutdown! They better lower that debt ceiling or the US! The debt ceiling ate my baby! Etc.

Every couple of years there’s all this hub-bub about the debt ceiling. The debt ceiling’s gotta get raised or there’s gonna be a government shutdown! They better lower that debt ceiling or the US will go broke! The debt ceiling… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

Rex Axed! How will Trump Terminate Tillerson?

August 31, 2017Lindsey
Rex Tillerson publicly denounced Trump's Charlottesville reactions on Fox News. Our questions now is, how will Trump fire Tillerson?

Rex Tillerson done fuuucked up. Exon’s boi went on Fox News this weekend and did NOT stand by Donald Trump. As reported by Politico, while speaking to Chris Wallace about discrimination and Trump’s response to Charlottesville, Tillerson stated: “We express… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Charles Wallace, firing pool

Social Media During a Natural Disaster

August 28, 2017Steph Garcia
It is TOUGH figuring out how to tweet when a whole city is under water.

It is TOUGH figuring out what to tweet when a whole city is under water. What does one say to acknowledge what’s going on but also acknowledge all the other stuff that the media won’t give up on and that… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Houston, Hurricane Harvey, Texas

(Don’t) Tell Me, Tell Me Lies…

August 2, 2017Rebecca Edwards
lies

Your girl, POTUS, loves drama. Hiring and firing people. Trash talking his friends. Trash talking his enemies. He also loves a good lie, whether it’s to distract you from him losing the election or protect his son. No matter what… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire

How to Fight Your Uncle: A Sarah Huckabee Sanders Takedown

July 27, 2017Lindsey
We're giving you real life talking points to use when your douche Uncle brings up the "Mainstream Media Attack of Sarah Huckabee Sanders" at Nana's house.

Welcome to How to Fight your Uncle, a new feature on The Hot Goss! We’ll read a shitty Fox News article and break down all the problems with their argument. So when you see your obnoxious Uncle at the next… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Fox News, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Sarah Sanders

Blame The Assistant

July 25, 2017Steph Garcia
This week, Jared Kushner blamed a bunch of people for his mess up regarding the disclosure of meetings with Russian officials. One of those people being his assistant.

This week, Jared Kushner blamed a bunch of people for his mess up regarding the disclosure of meetings with Russian officials. One of those people being his assistant. Hey man, chill out. Being an assistant is not easy. Being an… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

Everyone Loves a Good Theme!

July 19, 2017Rebecca Edwards
theme week

The current White House administration loves a good theme. Past themes have included – Infrastructure Week, Technology Week and who could forget Workforce Development Week. This week is no different, we are celebrating the classic Ted Danson and Whoopie Goldberg… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire

Tiffany Loves It!

July 12, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Tiffany Trump

“I love it” Tiffany Trump said and then laughed and laughed and laughed, as she watched her older brother make a huge bonehead mistake. Then she adjusted her huge sun hat, kicked up her feet and had another sip of… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

Fourth of July Party Ideas when You’re Pissed at the USA

June 29, 2017Lindsey

Look at that! It’s almost Independence Day which means it’s time to go to a Fourth of July Party! Your four day weekend is almost here so you should start planning which parties to hit up now. And as you… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire, Style drink menu, favors, fourth of july party, party ideas, snack bar

Just Open The Healthcare Bill!

June 21, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Most American's are running around like Brad Pitt at the end Seven, screaming "What's in the Bill? What's in the Bill!?!" What's in the healthcare bill?

Most American’s are running around like Brad Pitt at the end of the movie Seven, screaming “What’s in the Bill? What’s in the Bill!?!” As a nation we have been following  mad men, trying to solve whats in this bill.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire healthcare bill, republicans, senate bill

How to (and how NOT to) Fight Trump

June 15, 2017Lindsey
To fight Trump there are a lot of great tips and tricks out there. But one trick seemed to be lost in the fray - don't shoot people.

Since November 2016, there have been a lot of great tips and tricks released on how to resist and fight Trump. But one trick seems to have slipped through the cracks. Yes, this is a trick some of us seemed… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics fight trump, resist, resistance diy

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