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Politics Can Be Fun!

March 6, 2018Steph Garcia
Yesterday, Sam Nunberg was showing off how "in-the-know" he was by giving us a gander of his improv skills all over the Main Stream Media. He was Yes, And-ing all over the place. Tapper was all "Are you saying Carter Page colluded with the Russians." And Nunberg was like "Yes AND Donald Trump caused this because he is an idiot."

You know, I once thought politics didn’t have its finger on the pulses of entertainment society. But the past two days have proven me wrong. Yesterday, Sam Nunberg was showing off how “in-the-know” he was by giving us a gander… Continue Reading →

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Stable Genius

January 9, 2018Steph Garcia

And now, an excerpt from “Stable Genius”.  The party was in full swing, sitting room packed with revelers. He stood across the room from Sarah, watching her, wondering what she would say if he approached her. He knew he had… Continue Reading →

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WELCOME 2018

January 2, 2018Steph Garcia

Hey everyone! It’s 2018! Yay! That means we can turn over a new leaf, say goodbye to 2017. All things fresh and new. Like no more Twitter outbursts – nope nevermind. No more blatant lies – nope. Reconciliation with enemies… Continue Reading →

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Lindsey Barrow Declares San Diego Official Nevada Capital

December 7, 2017Lindsey
Lindsey Barrow declared San Diego the capital of Nevada.  In an unprecedented move some have called "out of her jurisdiction" and "who is Lindsey Barrow".

Thursday, in her home in Los Angeles Lindsey Barrow declared San Diego the capital of Nevada.  This is an unprecedented move that some have called “out of her jurisdiction” and “who is Lindsey Barrow”.  But Barrow feels this is the… Continue Reading →

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What Actually Is All This?

December 4, 2017Steph Garcia
As 2017 winds down and 2018 looms on the horizon, there's not better time to look around, sigh, and exclaim "What Actually Is All This?"

As 2017 winds down and 2018 looms on the horizon, there’s no better time to look around, sigh, and exclaim “What Actually Is All This?” So…What Actually Is All This? Well, we wish we could tell you. We thought December… Continue Reading →

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Parenting Tips with Kellyann Conway

November 14, 2017Steph Garcia 150 Comments
I’m back with more parenting tips from me, parent extraordinaire, Kellyann Conway! Today I thought I would address friendships. When your children go out into the world and meet others from all sorts of places like Russia and The Philipinnes, it's important to impart on them that the friends they surround themselves with can greatly influence how they are perceived.

Hey avid readers! I’m back with more parenting tips from me, parent extraordinaire, Kellyann Conway! Since my last post, I’ve learned a lot about parenting. I’ve changed my ways about a few things and I want to share with you… Continue Reading →

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Surviving Year Two of Trump Times

November 9, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Trump Games

You Survived the First Year of The Trump Games!   The Hot Goss is so proud of you. Frankly, we weren’t sure you could do it either, but look at you, you did it. Sure, you’re tired. And you’ve lost… Continue Reading →

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A Reporter Walks Into A Bar

October 31, 2017Steph Garcia
So here's a little story explaining how to deflect from what's really going on with a rambling story that everyone will stop paying attention to three sentences in.

So here’s a little story explaining how to deflect from what’s really going on with a rambling story that everyone will stop paying attention to three sentences in. Ten reporters walk into a bar on Friday and drink $1137.23 worth… Continue Reading →

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Snack Attack

October 26, 2017Rebecca Edwards
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This week, Republican Senator Thom Tillis, brought popcorn to the GOP’s lunch date with the president. Tillis, brought his own snack, for a few reasons – 1. It’s a funny joke, that he will eat popcorn while all the senators… Continue Reading →

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Pitchfork Gives Trump 6.5 for Puerto Rico

October 19, 2017Lindsey 156 Comments
Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico. But indie music blog, Pitchfork, says it's more "like a 6.5 at best."

Today, Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria decimated the area. But indie music blog Pitchforkmedia, known for it’s difficult scaling system, shot back with it’s own, much lower,… Continue Reading →

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A Political Love…Triangle?

October 17, 2017Steph Garcia

O.M.GEE. Ok, so, like, back in the day Prezzie T dumped ole Stevie B by legit kicking him out of the house. To. The Curb. Some people were all “Well Stevie B was saying some weirdo things about Prezzie so… Continue Reading →

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President Jekyll or Hyde – Who will Speak at your Emergency?

October 5, 2017Lindsey
Take our quiz to find out what kind of speech President Trump will make during YOUR statewide emergency. Will you get President Jekyll or President Hyde?

Yesterday, Trump delivered a caring and compassionate speech (yeah I KNOW…) to the Las Vegas victims. Words that even fake news CNN have called “Presidential”.  And is quiet the opposite of the way he acted in Puerto Rico. But I… Continue Reading →

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Presidential Glossary Of Terms

October 2, 2017Steph Garcia
A Mile - Little Visuals

Below is the most recent glossary of terms released from the presidential staff in Washington D.C. : ISLAND: Land that’s surrounded by water, big water, ocean water, possibly blue water, possibly clear water LIBRARY: Building that’s filled with books, big books,… Continue Reading →

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WTF is an ACA?

September 21, 2017Lindsey
No, your Facebook algorithm isn’t off, an ACA repeal IS back in the news. Apparently there’s a “last ditch effort” to repeal the ACA. Barf.

Up next in our WTF Series: The ACA No, your Facebook algorithm isn’t off, an ACA repeal IS back in the news. You were thinking you were in the clear, that your shitty Blue Shield insurance was protected. But apparently… Continue Reading →

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So You Got The U.S. for Model UN

September 18, 2017Steph Garcia
It may seem like you got the easy pick with this one but you can't just go into a Model UN conference shouting "America first!" and "look at my building across the street." Mrs. Goode will know you Google'd "America" and just copy and pasted some random stuff onto index cards.

It may seem like you got the easy pick with this one but you can’t just go into a Model UN conference shouting “America first!” and “look at my building across the street.” Mrs. Goode will know you Google’d “America”… Continue Reading →

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What the Fuck is a Debt Ceiling?

September 7, 2017Lindsey
The debt ceiling's gotta get raised or there's gonna be a shutdown! They better lower that debt ceiling or the US! The debt ceiling ate my baby! Etc.

Every couple of years there’s all this hub-bub about the debt ceiling. The debt ceiling’s gotta get raised or there’s gonna be a government shutdown! They better lower that debt ceiling or the US will go broke! The debt ceiling… Continue Reading →

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Rex Axed! How will Trump Terminate Tillerson?

August 31, 2017Lindsey
Rex Tillerson publicly denounced Trump's Charlottesville reactions on Fox News. Our questions now is, how will Trump fire Tillerson?

Rex Tillerson done fuuucked up. Exon’s boi went on Fox News this weekend and did NOT stand by Donald Trump. As reported by Politico, while speaking to Chris Wallace about discrimination and Trump’s response to Charlottesville, Tillerson stated: “We express… Continue Reading →

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Social Media During a Natural Disaster

August 28, 2017Steph Garcia
It is TOUGH figuring out how to tweet when a whole city is under water.

It is TOUGH figuring out what to tweet when a whole city is under water. What does one say to acknowledge what’s going on but also acknowledge all the other stuff that the media won’t give up on and that… Continue Reading →

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Helping Charlottesville

August 15, 2017Steph Garcia
The Hot Goss likes to have fun but we also want to make sure we share information to help better society. The events in Charlottesville over the weekend were absolutely awful so do something positive in retaliation.

The Hot Goss likes to have fun but we also want to make sure we share information to help better society. The events in Charlottesville over the weekend were absolutely awful so do something positive in retaliation. Below is a… Continue Reading →

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Mother Earth on Being a Single Mom

August 14, 2017Lindsey
It's hard to be a single mom. Especially if you're Mother Earth. No child support. Ungrateful kids. Can't our single mom just get a break?

Hello, humans. This is Mother Earth, as some of you English speakers call me. (My real name is a series of electromagnetic resonances undetectable by human ears, but whatever). I’m writing this because you’re really cranking up the aggression dial… Continue Reading →

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