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Lt. Gov. Patrick will go to Great Lengths to be Bathroom Monitor

January 5, 2017Lindsey
Lt Governor Dan Patrick wants to be the bathroom monitor for Texas and he doesn't gave who he has to kill to get the job.

Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, Texas, did some serious soul-searching last December, and decided his true calling was not Lt. Governor. No, after reading Eat, Pray, Love this fall, Patrick heard a tiny voice beckoning him to fulfill his real destiny as… Continue Reading →

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