Hey everyone! It’s me, Mike Huckabee. The ladies at The Hot Goss have noticed the jokes on my twitter are pretty funny. So the ladies said, Mike, will you write a post for us about how to be funny on twitter? And I said, “But of course. Because ladies love The Huck”.
How I Got Started
So after I ran for President and didn’t get the old nomination, I was pretty down. I know, I know, you don’t like to think of The Huck as being sad, but I was. But when I’m down, I turn to some of my favorite comedies like Beethoven and Beethoven’s 2nd to cheer me up. It’s then that I realized, Huck – making people laugh is easy. Why don’t you build up your twitter with some jokes and after this political thing is done, Hollywood will for sure come a knockin’.
Until that happens, I’ll just be throwing out some funny tweets and trying out new material at the Laugh Shack once a week. So I’d thought I’d give you ladies a little “sneak peak” into the next twitter season of Mike Huckabee with my secret side twitter handle @MikeYuckabee (Please Follow I Follow Back)
The Trick to Being Funny on Twitter is to Write Twitter Jokes!
Who let the #Democrats Out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? (Imagine with the Baha-mens song playing).
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
I wish hotdogs were sold in packs of 8 and buns in packs of 10. 2 buns left for liberal democrats to wipe their tears. #Bunex not @Kleenex
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
Daughter’s killing it as @Seanspicer fill-in! Who let my daughter out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? (Imagine with the Baha-mens song playing).
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
Intern – change this to say Crab Randgoons, I spelled it wrong in the tweet.
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
Is the dress blue or gold? Neither! It’s Red. @POTUS Won the election liberal democrats! #Bunex
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
(1 of 2) Here’s 10 bands I’ve seen and 1 is fake – 1 @MormonTabChoir 2. Charleston Tabernacle Choir 3. Miami Tabernacle Choir
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
.@MormonTabChoir (3 of 2) Choir 9. Elvis Presley 10. Joplin Tabernacle Choir Ok, which one is a concert I didn’t go to?
— Mike Yuckabee (@MikeYuckabee) May 11, 2017
Thanks kids! And Don’t forget to follow @MikeYuckabee on twitter (I FOLLOW BACK)