In the vein of all your favorite morning shows featuring multiple hosts, The View, The Chew, comes a new morning show: The Phew!
The Phew has everything you love about morning shows, like the talking, PLUS it adds confusion and exhaustion. Because no one actually says anything. About anything. Even though they’re saying things! Words are definitely coming out of their mouths.
At the end, you’ll know you watched something.
Featuring:
Ivanka Trump
She may have an office in the White House and hold an official WH position but this co-host is staying out of it! Ooooo. Watch as she shakes it up by never shaking it up. She is going to state her opinions. But they’ll be kind of general and open to interpretation. A lot of interpretation. She’s fierce!
Betsy DeVos
Put her in the hot seat and she gets fired up! To dodge! And sometimes not even understand the question! She loves having a mic in front of her and keeping it real. She’s here to educate you but not publicly. That’s your choice! Bears.
Kellyanne Conway
The Queen of Spin is here to make sure your mornings are full of not only cereal bites but sound bites! And confusion! Did he? Didn’t he? Who are you to say? U up?
You don’t need a cup of joe! You need a kettle of Kellyanne! Plus some Motrin.
Melania Trump
She was told to show up. So she did!
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Lots of this:
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So join us every day at 8am for The Phew!
And begin every morning exclaiming to yourself “Phew! That’s over.”