The USS Carl Vinson left San Diego on April 8th, heading straight towards North Korea, per the President’s orders. However, the battleship headed to Australia and not North Korea. Which, you know, is more north… Carl, I get it. I… Continue Reading
Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading
There are spies amongst us and tragically, they are everywhere. Listen, you know that they are tapping your phone, your computer, your email. Your microwave turns into a secret camera. But now, the lowest of the low, your vibrator is… Continue Reading
The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading
I am a survivor and this is my story. It’s hard for me to say exactly what happened that day, because how can we ever really know. Sure, I was there. I had a front row seat. But the thing… Continue Reading
Hey folks. It’s me! Kellyann Conway. Friendly White House advisor. I thought I’d take a break today and answer some emails I’ve received asking for parenting tips in dealing with unruly toddlers. I have raised four wonderful children myself and are therefore… Continue Reading
The new Jumanji movie, billed as a continuation of the original film and not a reboot, recently faced terrible production woes. The already big budget film has gone overboard with location and intensive stunt costs. Director Jake Kasdan attempted to trim the spending on… Continue Reading