This week, Republican Senator Thom Tillis, brought popcorn to the GOP’s lunch date with the president. Tillis, brought his own snack, for a few reasons – 1. It’s a funny joke, that he will eat popcorn while all the senators… Continue Reading
When it comes to hot food metaphors, there’s nothing more of the moment than the “Nothingburger.” That’s right: Once an offhanded comment thrown out by Van Jones (or likely not!), the phrase has grown into Team Trump’s favorite official talking point… Continue Reading
Forget Fake News – Here’s How The Right Will Drive You Insane NOW Of course Pres. Donald Trump’s next move could make your head spin… creating a whole new class of liberal “told-you-so’s.” BUT the apparatus behind him has shown… Continue Reading
The USS Carl Vinson left San Diego on April 8th, heading straight towards North Korea, per the President’s orders. However, the battleship headed to Australia and not North Korea. Which, you know, is more north… Carl, I get it. I… Continue Reading
So since AT LEAST November of last year, America has been experiencing something that we in the pro-business call “Gaslighting”. The term gaslight comes from a film from the same name starring Ingrid Bergman. In the film, Bergman’s character is… Continue Reading
Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading
There are spies amongst us and tragically, they are everywhere. Listen, you know that they are tapping your phone, your computer, your email. Your microwave turns into a secret camera. But now, the lowest of the low, your vibrator is… Continue Reading
Yes, like you, I also wasted all my health insurance money on an iPhone. Sure I had an upgrade and even had a rebate, so it only cost me like $100 bucks. But as Representative Jason Chaffetz reminded me, had… Continue Reading
The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading
Hey, Bort! Who’s a good pup-pup and will listen to Mommy talk about the state of the world in 2017? You do! Yes, you do! Yes! You! Do! Bort, things are bad. Mommy can’t sugar coat it for you. Our… Continue Reading
Okay, I finally peeled myself away from reading the news. I’ll put my fears that our democracy is undergoing a legit coup to the side and I’m going to bake! Everyone is happier and less horrified when bake goods are involved!… Continue Reading
We’re glad that Colby Cooper, Chief of Staff to the mayor of the city of Mobile, Alabama, is now aware that there is a “spectrum of concerns regarding trees.” We’d also like to encourage Mr. Cooper, a public employee, to… Continue Reading
Almost immediately after the President-elect was called, I begun seeing friends share tons of online petitions in my Facebook feed. Calls for recounts, appealing to the electoral college, climate change, supreme court nominees, all the bigly ones. I signed a… Continue Reading
It’s hard not to be political in this current post-election climate and Hot Goss is no exception. We talked about BadAss Senator-elect Kamala Harris, the dangerous unknown of Steve Bannon, and even explored what Kanye’s place in all this was. It… Continue Reading