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Girl, I am so sorry.

March 1, 2017Rebecca Edwards

The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire election 2016, naw dude, politics, satire, trump

Gavel Proof Desk Round-Up

February 28, 2017Lindsey
Sometimes bad womens come in to your hearing about restricting abortions and keep talking. And that’s not fair to you. You need a gavel proof desk round up!

Sometimes bad womens come in to your hearing about restricting abortions and keep talking. And that’s not fair to you. So you try to interrupt them politely to stop them from talking, and they don’t stop talking. So then you… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire, Style desk, ikea, planned parenthood, Texas state senator

You Know, That Thing: A Survivor’s Story

February 22, 2017Rebecca Edwards

I am a survivor and this is my story. It’s hard for me to say exactly what happened that day, because how can we ever really know.  Sure, I was there. I had a front row seat. But the thing… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire bowling green, election, election 2016, electoral college, satire, sweden, trump

Mike Flynn’s Advice on How to get Over an Ex

February 15, 2017Lindsey
Mike Flynn get's dumped on Valentine's Day by President Trump and he now he's giving us advice on the best ways to get over an ex.

Ugh! I can’t believe I got dumped yesterday. It’s like, so totally upsetting. I mean I just gave and gave and gave (information about the US –>Russia) to Trump, and he just asked ME to resign like that! On Valentine’s Day!… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire break up, mike flynn

Betsy DeVos’s To-Do List

February 10, 2017Rebecca Edwards

The new Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, has a lot of work ahead of her. So, to keep herself focused and on task, Betsy makes a to-do list. The Hot Goss was lucky enough to find a copy of it.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire

How To Talk To Your Pets About Current Events

February 8, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Hey, Bort! Who’s a good pup-pup and will listen to Mommy talk about the state of the world in 2017? You do! Yes, you do! Yes! You! Do! Bort, things are bad. Mommy can’t sugar coat it for you. Our… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire cats, coping mechanisms, dogs, pets, politics

‘Merica HIStory Lessons from me, MILO!

February 2, 2017Lindsey

Heeeeyyyyy World! It’s me! MILO!!! The great defender of the Consitushion!!! Now last night I was SUPPOS’D to speak at Nazi commune aka University of California – Berkley, but the Nazis started a big old fire and I couldn’t speak.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire Freedom of Speech, Hitler, Milo

Parenting Tips with Kellyann Conway

January 27, 2017Steph Garcia
I’m back with more parenting tips from me, parent extraordinaire, Kellyann Conway! Today I thought I would address friendships. When your children go out into the world and meet others from all sorts of places like Russia and The Philipinnes, it's important to impart on them that the friends they surround themselves with can greatly influence how they are perceived.

Hey folks. It’s me! Kellyann Conway. Friendly White House advisor. I thought I’d take a break today and answer some emails I’ve received asking for parenting tips in dealing with unruly toddlers. I have raised four wonderful children myself and are therefore… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire comedy, kellyanne conway, parenting, satire, white house

Nation Surprised Trump is Doing Exactly What He Said He Would Do

January 26, 2017Lindsey
As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said would do during his campaign.

As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said he would during his campaign. The President has been in office for less than one week and… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire Nation, Not all trump voters are racist, trump

As Ex Moves Out, America begs Barack Obama to Stay

January 19, 2017Lindsey
As former President Barack Obama packs his last box into the U-haul, America throws herself at his feet. America begs Barack Obama to stay.

January 20, 2017 – As former President Barack Obama packs his last box into the U-haul, America throws herself at his feet and begs him not to go. She arrived at the White House early Friday morning holding a boom box playing… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire break up, obama's last day, remembering obama

ICYMI: What Is Going On?

January 14, 2017Steph Garcia

Well, no one really seems to know. So let’s just forget it happened and recap what went on at The Hot Goss instead! Lindsey got distracted while watching La La Land. Rebecca gave us some protest hairstyles. Steph watched another harrowing ANTM.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire antm, hairstyles, protest

Man Shocked Congress Won’t Pay for His Girlfriend’s Abortion

January 9, 2017Lindsey
Brian Johnson was floored after he went to DC to collect his "abortion check", but was denied. It turns out, Congress won't pay for girlfriend's abortion

Brian Johnson, 28 Pennsylvania, was “totally floored” after he went to Washington DC last week to collect his “abortion check”, but was denied. Yes, it turns out, Congress won’t pay for girlfriend’s abortion. In November, Brian and his girlfriend, Therese Bannock,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire abortion, congress, paul ryan, planned parenthood

Lt. Gov. Patrick will go to Great Lengths to be Bathroom Monitor

January 5, 2017Lindsey
Lt Governor Dan Patrick wants to be the bathroom monitor for Texas and he doesn't gave who he has to kill to get the job.

Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, Texas, did some serious soul-searching last December, and decided his true calling was not Lt. Governor. No, after reading Eat, Pray, Love this fall, Patrick heard a tiny voice beckoning him to fulfill his real destiny as… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire bathroom bill, Lt Governor Dan Patrick, Texas

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