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Ivanka Trump’s Podcast Deck UPDATED!
A few days ago, The New York Times unearthed an old podcast project from Donald Trump’s daughter – Ivanka. The project was to be released in 2014, but for some reason never happened. We thought we’d updated the deck to appeal… Continue Reading
Please, Take Away My Rights, With Style.
I am really sick of watching the news, reading the news, talking about the news. It’s getting to the point that I am not even paying attention to the stories, I am just zoning out and looking at the ugly… Continue Reading
The White House Has A Time Machine
I know it sounds like a hooey conspiracy theory, but hear me out: The White House has a Time Machine I don’t pretend to know when they came across the time travel technology but it’s definitely there. They can’t tell… Continue Reading
Make Your Monday Unf*ckwithable
Y’all, Mondays. The weekend, she is bomb. It’s the time when you get to give yourself a break and / or engage with things you otherwise can’t do because of that whole “work” thing. It doesn’t help that the world… Continue Reading
The Handmaid’s Tale – Why are We Still Asking the “Feminist” Question?
The first three episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale, based on the book of the same name, were released on Hulu this week. And if you haven’t read the book, then get out from under that rock and go read it.… Continue Reading
New Hot Goss Video – Feminist Investigation!
Naps Could Save the World
Sleeping is in my top 3 of favorite things to do, following eating pizza and drinking wine. For me, there isn’t anything else like a good nap. Unplugging for a bit, and taking a snooze. In fact, I took a… Continue Reading
New York, New York
Today, let’s take a break from possible impending doom and focus on some cool shit going on in New York. Cause if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere! (I’ll probs trademark that). Add all this stuff to your… Continue Reading
The Daily Mail: Let’s Talk About The Internet’s Favorite Hate-Read
Look, I know The Daily Mail is absolutely reprehensible bile. You don’t get to be the UK’s primer mid-market tabloid by doing in-depth think pieces about The Global History of France or the human network behind the Snowdon leak. You do… Continue Reading
ICYMI – We Got You!
You survived this week – now catch up on this week’s Hot Goss – so your weekend can be chill AF. All that Hot Goss you missed, is right here: Missing Coachella? Throw on a flower crown and read this… Continue Reading
5 Instagram poses that will have men thinking you’re a fuckable woodland creature
Stop the fucking presses. There’s a new instagram pose in town and every single fucking women’s magazine on the internet is telling us all about it. They’re calling it the Bambi and men are going to definitely want to bone if you… Continue Reading
Carl! Where are you going?
The USS Carl Vinson left San Diego on April 8th, heading straight towards North Korea, per the President’s orders. However, the battleship headed to Australia and not North Korea. Which, you know, is more north… Carl, I get it. I… Continue Reading
Switzer Runs Again
In 1967, the Boston Marathon was a “men only” race because ladies didn’t know how to put one foot in-front-of the other quickly back then. But Kathrine Switzer was like “fuck that” and registered for the marathon. Since organizers assumes a runner’s… Continue Reading
7 Essential Things To Soothe Your Inter-Coachella Haze
Author’s Note: I grew up in the Coachella Valley and remember a Coachella before Vanessa Hudgens, when you could buy one day passes and flower crowns were best known from their appearance at McKinley and Ben’s commitment ceremony in Wet… Continue Reading
ICYMI: Helpfulness
This week on The Hot Goss, we tried to be as helpful to our readers as we could. Our newest contributor, Gwen Mesco, wrote an article for our newsletter about negotiating your salary, something she’s done herself with much success.… Continue Reading
Brave Woman Sacrifices Herself so no Other Woman has to Date Douchebag
Margie Fernandez*, soon to be known as Saint Margie, was just a merely beautiful woman living in New York City, when she came across the biggest douchebag in the entire world. “We met through my mom, she’s a matchmaker. He… Continue Reading
Let the Good Times Easter Egg Roll?
Easter is just around the corner and people are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. No, they aren’t freaking out about their Easter bonnet. They are worried about The White House’s Easter Egg Roll. That’s right. And many see it as one… Continue Reading
Trump’s 100 Days
Hey all! It’s me, KellyAnne Conway, your friendly White House advisor, with a little something different for my parenting column this time around. The President is nearing his 100 days and wouldn’t it be fun to see what the kiddos… Continue Reading
Timeline Rewind: A Life In Books
Given the current state of fucked-fairs, I decided to retreat to my lovely cottage on memory lane (I’ll be coming back here a fair amount in the next four years, methinks) and see if “what was” can offer insight into… Continue Reading