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Surviving Year Two of Trump Times

November 9, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Trump Games

You Survived the First Year of The Trump Games!   The Hot Goss is so proud of you. Frankly, we weren’t sure you could do it either, but look at you, you did it. Sure, you’re tired. And you’ve lost… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion, Politics

Snack Attack

October 26, 2017Rebecca Edwards
snack

This week, Republican Senator Thom Tillis, brought popcorn to the GOP’s lunch date with the president. Tillis, brought his own snack, for a few reasons – 1. It’s a funny joke, that he will eat popcorn while all the senators… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire caviar, comedy, hummus, pie, politics, popcorn, senate, snack, snack time, snacks

Pitchfork Gives Trump 6.5 for Puerto Rico

October 19, 2017Lindsey 207 Comments
Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico. But indie music blog, Pitchfork, says it's more "like a 6.5 at best."

Today, Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria decimated the area. But indie music blog Pitchforkmedia, known for it’s difficult scaling system, shot back with it’s own, much lower,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics 10 out of 10, pitchfork, puerto rico

Trump Handshakes Rated with the Spuds Mackenzie Reaction Scale

July 13, 2017Lindsey
Trump Handshakes are 2 hawt 2 handle. So we're turning it over to our good friend Spuds Mackenzie, to rate these Trump Handshakes on a scale of One to Bone.

Trump Handshakes! They are everywhere right now. Donald Trump has been wheelin’ and dealin’ all his life so he SHOULD know that the best first impression Is. That. Handshake. And since President Twoscoops been meeting all kinds of world leaders… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture handshakes, spuds mackenzie, trump, trump handshakes

Fourth of July Party Ideas when You’re Pissed at the USA

June 29, 2017Lindsey

Look at that! It’s almost Independence Day which means it’s time to go to a Fourth of July Party! Your four day weekend is almost here so you should start planning which parties to hit up now. And as you… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire, Style drink menu, favors, fourth of july party, party ideas, snack bar

What It’s Like Watching Politics After You Flee D.C.

June 12, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

I set out to write a piece about the Comey hearings because they were both genuinely gripping and oddly hilarious. The idea that less than a year into a Presidency we are already grappling with the paranoia and distrust it… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion, Politics Bernie Sanders, D.C., lobbyists, MALDEF, National Council of La Raza, systems, Washington

So It’s Trump’s America (WTF) And Your Dad is Muslim 

June 2, 2017Lindsey

I am not Muslim. I don’t wear a hijab, I don’t pray, I don’t go to mosque, and I don’t fast during Ramadan. But my immigrant Egyptian father IS. What’s a biracial, bi-religiously-raised gal to do? I’ve been sleepless, stress-eating,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics contributor post, how to, muslim, trump

Obvious Thing Is Obvious: Memorial Day Still Matters

May 29, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

For many Americans, Memorial Day has become a welcome extra day off with an abstract significance. We know that it’s a day to remember folks that lost their lives in the course of active military service, but unless you come… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture Andy Moss, Anne Helen Petersen, art, fallen, Jamie Wardley, Memorial Day, Remembrance Day

Planning Your Upcoming Impeachment Party!

May 17, 2017Rebecca Edwards

I am trying to be an optimist. Like The Secret, if I put it out into the universe than I will get what I want, right? Well, I want an impeachment! And I am excited about it. I feel like… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire

The Dao Te Drew, or The Secret to Being a Creative Professional

May 15, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Spoiler alert: There is no secret. While doing some research* for a project, I stumbled across an article where former child actor and life-long crush object Drew Barrymore said she’d never let her kids act. Drew was concerned that her… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion baby bangs, creative professionals, drew barrymore, work-life balance

Ivanka Trump’s Podcast Deck UPDATED!

May 4, 2017Lindsey

A few days ago, The New York Times unearthed an old podcast project from Donald Trump’s daughter – Ivanka. The project was to be released in 2014, but for some reason never happened. We thought we’d updated the deck to appeal… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics Ivanka Trump's Podcast Deck

Make Your Monday Unf*ckwithable

May 1, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Y’all, Mondays. The weekend, she is bomb. It’s the time when you get to give yourself a break and / or engage with things you otherwise can’t do because of that whole “work” thing. It doesn’t help that the world… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture ann friedman, insight timer, know your right, meditation, Monday, New York Times, positivity, self-care, shine text

The Handmaid’s Tale – Why are We Still Asking the “Feminist” Question?

April 28, 2017Lindsey

The first three episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale, based on the book of the same name, were released on Hulu this week. And if you haven’t read the book, then get out from under that rock and go read it.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion, Politics feminism, feminist, margaret atwood, the handmaid's tale

New Hot Goss Video – Feminist Investigation!

April 27, 2017Lindsey

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Blog, Culture, Videos feminism, feminist news, graciousness, work

Naps Could Save the World

April 26, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Sleeping is in my top 3 of favorite things to do, following eating pizza and drinking wine. For me, there isn’t anything else like a good nap. Unplugging for a bit, and taking a snooze. In fact, I took a… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics sleep

New York, New York

April 25, 2017Steph Garcia

Today, let’s take a break from possible impending doom and focus on some cool shit going on in New York. Cause if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere! (I’ll probs trademark that). Add all this stuff to your… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture

The Daily Mail: Let’s Talk About The Internet’s Favorite Hate-Read

April 24, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Look, I know The Daily Mail is absolutely reprehensible bile. You don’t get to be the UK’s primer mid-market tabloid by doing in-depth think pieces about The Global History of France or the human network behind the Snowdon leak. You do… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion brexit, Bustle, BuzzFeed, digital media, gossip, Jezebel, tabloid, The Daily Mail

Switzer Runs Again

April 18, 2017Steph Garcia

In 1967, the Boston Marathon was a “men only” race because ladies didn’t know how to put one foot in-front-of the other quickly back then. But Kathrine Switzer was like “fuck that” and registered for the marathon. Since organizers assumes a runner’s… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture

7 Essential Things To Soothe Your Inter-Coachella Haze

April 17, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Author’s Note: I grew up in the Coachella Valley and remember a Coachella before Vanessa Hudgens, when you could buy one day passes and flower crowns were best known from their appearance at McKinley and Ben’s commitment ceremony in Wet… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Satire BuzzFeed, coachella, cool kids, festival, goods, music

Brave Woman Sacrifices Herself so no Other Woman has to Date Douchebag

April 13, 2017Lindsey
Margie Fernandez was just a merely beautiful woman living in New York, when she came across the biggest douchebag in the entire world. Then she married him.

Margie Fernandez*, soon to be known as Saint Margie, was just a merely beautiful woman living in New York City, when she came across the biggest douchebag in the entire world. “We met through my mom, she’s a matchmaker. He… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Satire dating, douchebag, margie, marriage, new york post

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