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Author: Steph Garcia

ANTM: Finally Someone Won

March 9, 2017Steph Garcia

The final ANTM. We get the recap and are reminded that CORYANNE SHOULDN’T BE HERE, LIKE 6 ELIMINATIONS AGO SHOULDN’T BE HERE. But ok. CHALLENGE We start out this episode straight into the challenge: the multi-page shoot for Paper Magazine.… Continue Reading →

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ICYMI: Don’t Relive History

March 4, 2017Steph Garcia

Reflection is important. Looking back, taking stock of your past, and using it towards a clearer future. Or not. We did try. This week: Rebecca has heard it all before. Lindsey looks at new office furniture Lexi rages…or not Steph’s ANTM… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Only Happy When It Rains

March 2, 2017Steph Garcia
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We begin this episode of ANTM with a recap and are reminded that OH RIGHT THE DUMBEST DECISION OF THE FUCKING SEASON HAPPENED LAST WEEK. Poo on getting rid of Cody. Also, why aren’t these ladies in a foreign country? Or… Continue Reading →

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ICYMI: Our New Worlds

February 25, 2017Steph Garcia

This week, we looked all around us at our new realities. Lindsey found her Jewish heritage. Steph found an ANTM with the most consistent model no longer in the house. Rebecca found her new planet. Lexi found her British escape. We’re… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: And Then There Were Five

February 23, 2017Steph Garcia

Oh hell. There are only five girls left? Guess it is “on”. So last week Cody WON after Tash got ELIMINATED – Twins separated at panel! But apparently Cody has been modeling a lot longer and finally owned that she’s… Continue Reading →

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ICYMI: Our Love Saga

February 18, 2017Steph Garcia

Valentine’s Day was this week and, while we get that it’s a manufactured holiday to sell roses, chocolates, and greeting cards, you cannot deny its existence. Or perhaps you can in today’s world of alternative facts. No. Valentine’s Day IS an… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Twin Paradox

February 16, 2017Steph Garcia

Fuck. What episode is this? Why are they still in the United States? Well, is the United States even the United States anymore? Sigh.  You know what? This is still a house full of hopefuls so let’s focus on what… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Stacey McKenzie Please

February 9, 2017Steph Garcia

At the beginning of this week’s ANTM, we’re reminded how much of a garbage episode last week was. But kudos to India for winning another video challenge. I can’t hate on you India. You’re stepping up your game like whoa.… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Dance Dance Revolution

February 6, 2017Steph Garcia

This week’s episode starts with Courtney saying she feels so bad for Binta which, c’mon. You had a big ole fight. Tatiana though keeps it real and is like “nah. I mean sure it sucks to be kicked off but… Continue Reading →

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ICYMI: 2017 Doing Fine, Just Fine

February 4, 2017Steph Garcia

We’re all fine. Yup. Yes. It’s great. Look at that! It’s a full smile! Ok, now that you believe us, here’s what’s been going on! Lexi’s been baking. Sure has! Mmmm cake. Rebecca re-thinks law school but settles back on…settling. Lindsey… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Flying High

January 31, 2017Steph Garcia

To recap from last week, India won after dancing in the streets of Harlem for a clothing line. She did pretty good actually. India says this week that the judges were waiting for the moment for her to stand out. They tried… Continue Reading →

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Parenting Tips with Kellyann Conway

January 27, 2017Steph Garcia
I’m back with more parenting tips from me, parent extraordinaire, Kellyann Conway! Today I thought I would address friendships. When your children go out into the world and meet others from all sorts of places like Russia and The Philipinnes, it's important to impart on them that the friends they surround themselves with can greatly influence how they are perceived.

Hey folks. It’s me! Kellyann Conway. Friendly White House advisor. I thought I’d take a break today and answer some emails I’ve received asking for parenting tips in dealing with unruly toddlers. I have raised four wonderful children myself and are therefore… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Dancing in Harlem

January 24, 2017Steph Garcia

Another week, another ANTM Remember that show, Everybody Hates Chris? Well this episode starts out the opposite of that because EVERYONE MISSES KRIS! Because she’s great and sweet and the judges hated on her sexy. Miss ya Krislian. India then promises… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: UnBoxing

January 17, 2017Steph Garcia
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Well, we knew from last week’s preview that Kyle and Marissa are loving on each other. So it’s no surprise that this week’s episode started with Kyle talking about how “bad” she’s feeling in the competition and how she would… Continue Reading →

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The Belly Button

January 16, 2017Steph Garcia
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I’ve had a belly button for about as long as I can remember. Childhood? Definitely. Birth? Probably. Life’s weird that way. I happen to have an “innie”. That’s where the belly button is “in” your stomach. My kid currently has… Continue Reading →

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ICYMI: What Is Going On?

January 14, 2017Steph Garcia

Well, no one really seems to know. So let’s just forget it happened and recap what went on at The Hot Goss instead! Lindsey got distracted while watching La La Land. Rebecca gave us some protest hairstyles. Steph watched another harrowing ANTM.… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Avant-Garde

January 10, 2017Steph Garcia

Before we jump into this week’s crazy, I just want to point out in that “previously on” that Binta full on slithered up to standing when she was yelling at Courtney which just goes to show, Binta is always modeling. K,… Continue Reading →

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Hidden Figures

January 6, 2017Steph Garcia
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There’s recently been a massive push to encourage more women, as well as other underrepresented groups, to get involved with STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Math). And if you still know anyone that’s all “who cares”, cut them out of your… Continue Reading →

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ANTM: Instagram Famous

January 3, 2017Steph Garcia 1 Comment
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Another Tuesday, another ANTM recap. On the last episode, Ms. Courtney Eyebrows won best photo. And upon returning to the house, the first compliment she gets from the other girls is “You look so thin.” WHY? Why is this the… Continue Reading →

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Sisterhood of the Post Maternity Pants

January 3, 2017Steph Garcia

For the uninitiated, maternity pants are like regular pants except instead of a button and zipper, they have these elastic bits that expand to fit over your ever expanding belly. And sometimes (a lot of times) after you get the… Continue Reading →

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