Sessions Spin-Off
Look, I get it. With any successful TV show, you go for a spin-off. And there have been classic TV hits along the way: we got Frasier off Cheers, we got Rhoda off Mary Tyler Moore, Maude off All in… Continue Reading
Politics
What It’s Like Watching Politics After You Flee D.C.
I set out to write a piece about the Comey hearings because they were both genuinely gripping and oddly hilarious. The idea that less than a year into a Presidency we are already grappling with the paranoia and distrust it… Continue Reading
Definitely Not a Trump Distraction Tactic – Bridges
Hey reporters! Sit! Down! It’s me Sean Spicer. I’m here to talk about the thing on everybody’s mind this week, the big fat elephant in the tiny Liberal Democrat room, the thing that is definitely not a Trump distraction tactic:… Continue Reading
The Comey Trial
It’s the event of the season! All the other sessions, the Sally Yates and James Clapper Session, the Hillary Session, and Jeff Sessions (pun!) cannot compare to COMEY COMEY COMEY! This Thursday, Comey will have his congressional hearing. And the crowd goes… Continue Reading
So It’s Trump’s America (WTF) And Your Dad is Muslim
I am not Muslim. I don’t wear a hijab, I don’t pray, I don’t go to mosque, and I don’t fast during Ramadan. But my immigrant Egyptian father IS. What’s a biracial, bi-religiously-raised gal to do? I’ve been sleepless, stress-eating,… Continue Reading
7 Things Donald Trump Should Have Pulled Out of Instead of the Paris Agreement
Donald Trump announced today that the US would be pulling out of the Paris Agreement. An agreement that pushes every country around the globe (except for those two that didn’t sign: Syria which is war-torn and Nicaragua, because it wasn’t… Continue Reading
Tampon Tax Be Damned!
As you dedicated readers know, The Hot Goss supports all things menstruation. So of course we’re excited that Florida has become the most recent state to do away with the tampon tax! You heard me right, FLORIDA! 2017 was all… Continue Reading
2Cute2BAccurate: When “Meddling” Just Isn’t Enough
Something in the news had been bothering me for weeks, something more than just the actual news itself. Pretty much to the publication, discussion of Russian interference in the 2016 election is described as “meddling.” Meddling. Sit with that word… Continue Reading
Planning Your Upcoming Impeachment Party!
I am trying to be an optimist. Like The Secret, if I put it out into the universe than I will get what I want, right? Well, I want an impeachment! And I am excited about it. I feel like… Continue Reading
Yes! You Too Can Be Even Madder Than You Previously Thought Possible!
Forget Fake News – Here’s How The Right Will Drive You Insane NOW Of course Pres. Donald Trump’s next move could make your head spin… creating a whole new class of liberal “told-you-so’s.” BUT the apparatus behind him has shown… Continue Reading
Mike Huckabee Teaches Us How to be Funny on Twitter!
Hey everyone! It’s me, Mike Huckabee. The ladies at The Hot Goss have noticed the jokes on my twitter are pretty funny. So the ladies said, Mike, will you write a post for us about how to be funny on… Continue Reading
Full. Blown. Nausea.
We have been here before. Me, writing on a Wednesday, just totally overwhelmed by all of the news happening. So, let me break down some of the juicy bits, that we must be paying attention to. 1. Trump met with… Continue Reading
Sally Yates Workout Regimen
Sally Yates was in peak physical form yesterday during her hearing with the Senate Judiciary Committee. We at The Hot Goss peeped the workout routine she used to get ready for the shit getting thrown at her on the stand. Lunges… Continue Reading
Ivanka Trump’s Podcast Deck UPDATED!
A few days ago, The New York Times unearthed an old podcast project from Donald Trump’s daughter – Ivanka. The project was to be released in 2014, but for some reason never happened. We thought we’d updated the deck to appeal… Continue Reading
Please, Take Away My Rights, With Style.
I am really sick of watching the news, reading the news, talking about the news. It’s getting to the point that I am not even paying attention to the stories, I am just zoning out and looking at the ugly… Continue Reading
The White House Has A Time Machine
I know it sounds like a hooey conspiracy theory, but hear me out: The White House has a Time Machine I don’t pretend to know when they came across the time travel technology but it’s definitely there. They can’t tell… Continue Reading
The Handmaid’s Tale – Why are We Still Asking the “Feminist” Question?
The first three episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale, based on the book of the same name, were released on Hulu this week. And if you haven’t read the book, then get out from under that rock and go read it.… Continue Reading
Naps Could Save the World
Sleeping is in my top 3 of favorite things to do, following eating pizza and drinking wine. For me, there isn’t anything else like a good nap. Unplugging for a bit, and taking a snooze. In fact, I took a… Continue Reading
Carl! Where are you going?
The USS Carl Vinson left San Diego on April 8th, heading straight towards North Korea, per the President’s orders. However, the battleship headed to Australia and not North Korea. Which, you know, is more north… Carl, I get it. I… Continue Reading
Let the Good Times Easter Egg Roll?
Easter is just around the corner and people are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. No, they aren’t freaking out about their Easter bonnet. They are worried about The White House’s Easter Egg Roll. That’s right. And many see it as one… Continue Reading