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Trump’s 100 Days

April 11, 2017Steph Garcia

Hey all! It’s me, KellyAnne Conway, your friendly White House advisor, with a little something different for my parenting column this time around. The President is nearing his 100 days and wouldn’t it be fun to see what the kiddos… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire 100 days, kellyanne conway, trump

Timeline Rewind: A Life In Books

April 10, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Given the current state of fucked-fairs, I decided to retreat to my lovely cottage on memory lane (I’ll be coming back here a fair amount in the next four years, methinks) and see if “what was” can offer insight into… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics beatnik, French Negotiating Behavior, grad school, looking back, memories, memory lane

Uh Oh America… You’re Bein’ Gaslight’d

April 6, 2017Lindsey

So since AT LEAST November of last year, America has been experiencing something that we in the pro-business call “Gaslighting”. The term gaslight comes from a film from the same name starring Ingrid Bergman. In the film, Bergman’s character is… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics gaslight, politics, sean spicer, trump

Fuck This, It’s Only Wednesday…

April 5, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Oh hi, it’s me, your friendly Wednesday Hot Goss contributor. I have to tell you, this week has got me crazy. There are too many things that I want to write about. I want you all to have a laugh… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics kendall jenner, o'rielly, obama, pepsi, susan rice, Syria

Crazy Man Claims He Saw Busloads of Illegal Voters

March 30, 2017Lindsey
A man on CNN reported busloads of illegal voters in last November’s General Election. This is ridiculous. There wasn’t a bus. It was a spaceship. Jesus.

By Gerome A man on CNN is reporting that he witnessed busloads of illegal voters in last November’s General Election. This is truly ridiculous. There wasn’t a bus. To even insinuate busloads of people were at the polling place, arriving from other… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire aliens, busloads, hillary voters, voter fraud

Goodbye Internet, I Think I’ll Miss You Most of All

March 29, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire comedy, election, election 2016, feminism, internet, NSA, politics, satire, trump

Take Your Kid To Work!

March 24, 2017Steph Garcia

Unless you were living under a rock two weeks ago, you couldn’t miss political scientist Robert E. Kelly’s BBC interview crashed by his adorable children and his very frazzled wife. While his daughter’s swagger is nothing to mess with, we’ve rounded… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics bbc dad, childcare, family, parenting, steph curry

Those Twitter Allegations

March 21, 2017Steph Garcia

There’s been a lot of controversy over tweets released over past few days with outlandish and unverified claims. It can be difficult to keep track of. So I wanted to take a moment and address some of the statements tweeted out recently. On March 16th,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics

The Household Spies Amongst Us

March 15, 2017Rebecca Edwards

There are spies amongst us and tragically, they are everywhere. Listen, you know that they are tapping your phone, your computer, your email. Your microwave turns into a secret camera. But now, the lowest of the low, your vibrator is… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics comedy, feminism, podcast, politics, satire

Parenting Tips with Kellyanne Conway

March 14, 2017Steph Garcia

Hey folks. It’s me again! Kellyanne Conway. Friendly White House advisor. The Hot Goss asked me back to answer more of your parenting questions! I’m not in the job of having evidence advice so this week, I’ve asked my good… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics

Vintage Healthcare, Our Only Hope.

March 10, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Yes, like you, I also wasted all my health insurance money on an iPhone. Sure I had an upgrade and even had a rebate, so it only cost me like $100 bucks. But as Representative Jason Chaffetz reminded me, had… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics feminism, health, healthcare, naw dude, period, politics, trump, trumpcare

A Day Without Women

March 8, 2017Lindsey

We have no posts for you today, because today is a day without women. Today we are on strike. If you are unable to leave work to strike, here are three things you can do today: 1. Wear Red 2.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Day without women, Women's strike

AOL Users Do these Things!

March 7, 2017Lindsey
All AOL users do these things. If you don't do these things, then you're name is definitely not Vice President Mike Pence. And you don't use AOL.

We’re not talking about SBC Global, or Yahoomail, no way. All AOL users do these things! And you won’t believe what these crazy AOL’ers are up to all the time! All AOL users do these things! Hahah! Where all our AOL… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire AOL, Mike Pence

Girl, I am so sorry.

March 1, 2017Rebecca Edwards

The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire election 2016, naw dude, politics, satire, trump

Gavel Proof Desk Round-Up

February 28, 2017Lindsey
Sometimes bad womens come in to your hearing about restricting abortions and keep talking. And that’s not fair to you. You need a gavel proof desk round up!

Sometimes bad womens come in to your hearing about restricting abortions and keep talking. And that’s not fair to you. So you try to interrupt them politely to stop them from talking, and they don’t stop talking. So then you… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire, Style desk, ikea, planned parenthood, Texas state senator

You Know, That Thing: A Survivor’s Story

February 22, 2017Rebecca Edwards

I am a survivor and this is my story. It’s hard for me to say exactly what happened that day, because how can we ever really know.  Sure, I was there. I had a front row seat. But the thing… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire bowling green, election, election 2016, electoral college, satire, sweden, trump

Mike Flynn’s Advice on How to get Over an Ex

February 15, 2017Lindsey
Mike Flynn get's dumped on Valentine's Day by President Trump and he now he's giving us advice on the best ways to get over an ex.

Ugh! I can’t believe I got dumped yesterday. It’s like, so totally upsetting. I mean I just gave and gave and gave (information about the US –>Russia) to Trump, and he just asked ME to resign like that! On Valentine’s Day!… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire break up, mike flynn

I Found Beyoncé in the Woods

February 14, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Like all of us, I was reeling after the Grammy’s on Sunday. This was a huge loss and so many of us were left feeling gutted. How could Beyoncé and Lemonade not win? Sure, Adele is great, we all love… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics

Betsy DeVos’s To-Do List

February 10, 2017Rebecca Edwards

The new Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, has a lot of work ahead of her. So, to keep herself focused and on task, Betsy makes a to-do list. The Hot Goss was lucky enough to find a copy of it.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire

How To Talk To Your Pets About Current Events

February 8, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Hey, Bort! Who’s a good pup-pup and will listen to Mommy talk about the state of the world in 2017? You do! Yes, you do! Yes! You! Do! Bort, things are bad. Mommy can’t sugar coat it for you. Our… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire cats, coping mechanisms, dogs, pets, politics

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