This week, Republican Senator Thom Tillis, brought popcorn to the GOP’s lunch date with the president. Tillis, brought his own snack, for a few reasons – 1. It’s a funny joke, that he will eat popcorn while all the senators… Continue Reading
Yesterday, Trump delivered a caring and compassionate speech (yeah I KNOW…) to the Las Vegas victims. Words that even fake news CNN have called “Presidential”. And is quiet the opposite of the way he acted in Puerto Rico. But I… Continue Reading
Will you survive nuclear attack? Since North Korea has been threatening to attack the “Mainland United States” (i.e., Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, San Diego are all candidates), everyone is talking about getting a plan. The truth is, though, we’re… Continue Reading
Your girl, POTUS, loves drama. Hiring and firing people. Trash talking his friends. Trash talking his enemies. He also loves a good lie, whether it’s to distract you from him losing the election or protect his son. No matter what… Continue Reading
The current White House administration loves a good theme. Past themes have included – Infrastructure Week, Technology Week and who could forget Workforce Development Week. This week is no different, we are celebrating the classic Ted Danson and Whoopie Goldberg… Continue Reading
We’re all still reeling from the revelation that Ivanka Trump, human woman and debutante vision board made flesh, did something that people with respect for tradition and protocol would not do. In the interest of brevity, she sat somewhere that… Continue Reading
Look at that! It’s almost Independence Day which means it’s time to go to a Fourth of July Party! Your four day weekend is almost here so you should start planning which parties to hit up now. And as you… Continue Reading
Most American’s are running around like Brad Pitt at the end of the movie Seven, screaming “What’s in the Bill? What’s in the Bill!?!” As a nation we have been following mad men, trying to solve whats in this bill.… Continue Reading
Did you know it is National Ocean Month? I do. I know it because the President That Yells said it was on the Internet. I didn’t hear him say it, but my Mom Googled “A good thing President Trump did… Continue Reading
Rebecca Edwards, a normal, thirty-something woman (not giving her exact age out of respect. But she does look way younger than she is. Which, good for her, am I right?). A feminist, busy with work, dirty clothes all over her… Continue Reading
I am trying to be an optimist. Like The Secret, if I put it out into the universe than I will get what I want, right? Well, I want an impeachment! And I am excited about it. I feel like… Continue Reading
Hey everyone! It’s me, Mike Huckabee. The ladies at The Hot Goss have noticed the jokes on my twitter are pretty funny. So the ladies said, Mike, will you write a post for us about how to be funny on… Continue Reading
The USS Carl Vinson left San Diego on April 8th, heading straight towards North Korea, per the President’s orders. However, the battleship headed to Australia and not North Korea. Which, you know, is more north… Carl, I get it. I… Continue Reading
Author’s Note: I grew up in the Coachella Valley and remember a Coachella before Vanessa Hudgens, when you could buy one day passes and flower crowns were best known from their appearance at McKinley and Ben’s commitment ceremony in Wet… Continue Reading
Margie Fernandez*, soon to be known as Saint Margie, was just a merely beautiful woman living in New York City, when she came across the biggest douchebag in the entire world. “We met through my mom, she’s a matchmaker. He… Continue Reading
Hey all! It’s me, KellyAnne Conway, your friendly White House advisor, with a little something different for my parenting column this time around. The President is nearing his 100 days and wouldn’t it be fun to see what the kiddos… Continue Reading
By Gerome A man on CNN is reporting that he witnessed busloads of illegal voters in last November’s General Election. This is truly ridiculous. There wasn’t a bus. To even insinuate busloads of people were at the polling place, arriving from other… Continue Reading
Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading
We’re not talking about SBC Global, or Yahoomail, no way. All AOL users do these things! And you won’t believe what these crazy AOL’ers are up to all the time! All AOL users do these things! Hahah! Where all our AOL… Continue Reading
Hi, I’m Lexi and I’m constantly outraged. I’m an outrageaholic. I knew I had a problem way back in 2016, but I assumed that a HRC presidency would quell my feelings of angry befuddlement. Every absurd or obscene statement uttered by… Continue Reading