When it comes to hot food metaphors, there’s nothing more of the moment than the “Nothingburger.” That’s right: Once an offhanded comment thrown out by Van Jones (or likely not!), the phrase has grown into Team Trump’s favorite official talking point… Continue Reading
Look at that! It’s almost Independence Day which means it’s time to go to a Fourth of July Party! Your four day weekend is almost here so you should start planning which parties to hit up now. And as you… Continue Reading
I am really sick of watching the news, reading the news, talking about the news. It’s getting to the point that I am not even paying attention to the stories, I am just zoning out and looking at the ugly… Continue Reading
Stop the fucking presses. There’s a new instagram pose in town and every single fucking women’s magazine on the internet is telling us all about it. They’re calling it the Bambi and men are going to definitely want to bone if you… Continue Reading
Sometimes bad womens come in to your hearing about restricting abortions and keep talking. And that’s not fair to you. So you try to interrupt them politely to stop them from talking, and they don’t stop talking. So then you… Continue Reading
Talking to a woman who’s just recently been correctly sized for a bra is like talking to a recent Diva Cup convert, or a recent yoga class attendee. In that they have that super annoying way of talking about it… Continue Reading
The Women’s March is quickly approaching. Last week we helped you with your hair, so now we want to help you with something much more important: What do you do when someone is wearing your outfit at the march!?! There… Continue Reading
2017 is here and we ladies will be marching! Protesting in style! We know you have your outfit picked out. But.. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR!? Never fear, our scientists have been working around the clock… Continue Reading
Aprons shouldn’t be a big deal. They’re fundamentally a piece of cloth one drapes over one’s clothing to prevent ruin from coming to said clothing. They make a ton of practical sense, especially if you don’t happen to have an… Continue Reading
Lately, we have all learned a lot about the Electoral College. Basically, we the people have our say and our Electors are the ones who actually vote on our behalves. You may think that this only affects you once every four… Continue Reading
Minimalism – the idea that less is more. It’s definitely more expensive. Heyo. While minimalism was everything we desired as we magically tidied up our closets, I now find myself stuck in a two year minimalism hangover / rut. None… Continue Reading
It’s that time of year again, when friends and family expect a photo in the mail from you and yours displaying your holiday cheer. Figuring out what to send can be stressful AF. What is your composition going to be?? Do you… Continue Reading
I can’t write about anything happening in the current political climate, because it’s got me all… So, being assigned this weeks political post was a little hard for me to swallow. I started thinking about women’s role in government. When… Continue Reading
In the grand scheme of things, I’ve never really been “cool.” This is true on all fronts: Professional (type-A since the womb), personal (serial monogamist-turned-engaged person), and stylistically (always Shirley Manson in my teenage head, too often a half-assed goth-y mess… Continue Reading
‘Tis the season for parties. Lots of them. If you’re like me, you love the idea of these parties, in theory. But when the time comes, my anxiety levels rise. Who will be there? Do I need to bring anything?… Continue Reading
You currently have less than 24 hours 7 days to purchase your Nasty Woman t-shirt from Samantha Bee before the campaign ends. And remember, 100% of the net proceeds go to the Planned Parenthood Advocacy Group Los Angeles County (can’t afford a… Continue Reading