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A Political Love…Triangle?

October 17, 2017Steph Garcia

O.M.GEE. Ok, so, like, back in the day Prezzie T dumped ole Stevie B by legit kicking him out of the house. To. The Curb. Some people were all “Well Stevie B was saying some weirdo things about Prezzie so… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics trump, white house

Ask A Pair of Disembodied Hands: What Goes With A Nothingburger?!

July 21, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

When it comes to hot food metaphors, there’s nothing more of the moment than the “Nothingburger.” That’s right: Once an offhanded comment thrown out by Van Jones (or likely not!), the phrase has grown into Team Trump’s favorite official talking point… Continue Reading →

Blog, Style baby food, food pairings, Gifs, hands, kale, nothingburger, politics, Pringles, trump

Trump Handshakes Rated with the Spuds Mackenzie Reaction Scale

July 13, 2017Lindsey
Trump Handshakes are 2 hawt 2 handle. So we're turning it over to our good friend Spuds Mackenzie, to rate these Trump Handshakes on a scale of One to Bone.

Trump Handshakes! They are everywhere right now. Donald Trump has been wheelin’ and dealin’ all his life so he SHOULD know that the best first impression Is. That. Handshake. And since President Twoscoops been meeting all kinds of world leaders… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture handshakes, spuds mackenzie, trump, trump handshakes

Definitely Not a Trump Distraction Tactic – Bridges

June 8, 2017Lindsey
This is definitely not a Trump Distraction Tactic but just look over here for a few minutes while he talks about bridges

Hey reporters! Sit! Down! It’s me Sean Spicer. I’m here to talk about the thing on everybody’s mind this week, the big fat elephant in the tiny Liberal Democrat room, the thing that is definitely not a Trump distraction tactic:… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics bridges, distraction tactic, trump

So It’s Trump’s America (WTF) And Your Dad is Muslim 

June 2, 2017Lindsey

I am not Muslim. I don’t wear a hijab, I don’t pray, I don’t go to mosque, and I don’t fast during Ramadan. But my immigrant Egyptian father IS. What’s a biracial, bi-religiously-raised gal to do? I’ve been sleepless, stress-eating,… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics contributor post, how to, muslim, trump

7 Things Donald Trump Should Have Pulled Out of Instead of the Paris Agreement

June 1, 2017Lindsey

Donald Trump announced today that the US would be pulling out of the Paris Agreement. An agreement that pushes every country around the globe (except for those two that didn’t sign: Syria which is war-torn and Nicaragua, because it wasn’t… Continue Reading →

Blog, Opinion, Politics pull out, trump

Trump’s 100 Days

April 11, 2017Steph Garcia

Hey all! It’s me, KellyAnne Conway, your friendly White House advisor, with a little something different for my parenting column this time around. The President is nearing his 100 days and wouldn’t it be fun to see what the kiddos… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire 100 days, kellyanne conway, trump

Uh Oh America… You’re Bein’ Gaslight’d

April 6, 2017Lindsey

So since AT LEAST November of last year, America has been experiencing something that we in the pro-business call “Gaslighting”. The term gaslight comes from a film from the same name starring Ingrid Bergman. In the film, Bergman’s character is… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics gaslight, politics, sean spicer, trump

Goodbye Internet, I Think I’ll Miss You Most of All

March 29, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire comedy, election, election 2016, feminism, internet, NSA, politics, satire, trump

Vintage Healthcare, Our Only Hope.

March 10, 2017Rebecca Edwards

Yes, like you, I also wasted all my health insurance money on an iPhone. Sure I had an upgrade and even had a rebate, so it only cost me like $100 bucks. But as Representative Jason Chaffetz reminded me, had… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics feminism, health, healthcare, naw dude, period, politics, trump, trumpcare

Girl, I am so sorry.

March 1, 2017Rebecca Edwards

The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire election 2016, naw dude, politics, satire, trump

You Know, That Thing: A Survivor’s Story

February 22, 2017Rebecca Edwards

I am a survivor and this is my story. It’s hard for me to say exactly what happened that day, because how can we ever really know.  Sure, I was there. I had a front row seat. But the thing… Continue Reading →

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Nation Surprised Trump is Doing Exactly What He Said He Would Do

January 26, 2017Lindsey
As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said would do during his campaign.

As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said he would during his campaign. The President has been in office for less than one week and… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire Nation, Not all trump voters are racist, trump

Wherein I Try to Review La La Land but OH MY GOD THE PRESIDENT ELECT DID WHAT???

January 13, 2017Lindsey
Ahh La La Land! A nice respite from the tire fire that is our American government. Wait a second - President Elect just did WHAT? OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Ahhh! Movies! A nice respite from the tire fire that is the current American political reality. And what better respite than the film La La Land, a musical tribute to the golden era of Hollywood. La La Land stars teen… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture emma stone, golden gate, Golden showers, La La Land, ryan gosling, trump, watergate

These are the Days of Our Presidency

December 27, 2016Rebecca Edwards

As we inch closer to the Trump administration, the transition is playing out like a Days of our Lives episode, “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our presidency.” And I am into it. Who’s the Father?… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Delgado, soap opera, trump

Kanye, I Defended You, Don’t do This

November 18, 2016Lindsey
You can ignore your family that supported Trump. But when Kanye does it?? When KANYE does it? Come on! Kanye, I've defended you through all your bull shit.

There’s been a lot of talk on the internet about how to get along with your relatives when you find out ya’ll voted on opposite sides of the political spectrum (or in some cases, didn’t vote at all). That’s one… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture chicago, kanye, pitchfork, trump

ICYMI: LAST MINUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

October 31, 2016Lindsey

Hey guys! Here’s a re-post from our newsletter! OOOF GIRL! You forgot Halloween was coming, and now you’re looking wistfully at that sad halo and angel wings while you’re getting ready. Don’t do it. We got you covered. These costumes… Continue Reading →

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