O.M.GEE. Ok, so, like, back in the day Prezzie T dumped ole Stevie B by legit kicking him out of the house. To. The Curb. Some people were all “Well Stevie B was saying some weirdo things about Prezzie so… Continue Reading
When it comes to hot food metaphors, there’s nothing more of the moment than the “Nothingburger.” That’s right: Once an offhanded comment thrown out by Van Jones (or likely not!), the phrase has grown into Team Trump’s favorite official talking point… Continue Reading
Trump Handshakes! They are everywhere right now. Donald Trump has been wheelin’ and dealin’ all his life so he SHOULD know that the best first impression Is. That. Handshake. And since President Twoscoops been meeting all kinds of world leaders… Continue Reading
Hey reporters! Sit! Down! It’s me Sean Spicer. I’m here to talk about the thing on everybody’s mind this week, the big fat elephant in the tiny Liberal Democrat room, the thing that is definitely not a Trump distraction tactic:… Continue Reading
I am not Muslim. I don’t wear a hijab, I don’t pray, I don’t go to mosque, and I don’t fast during Ramadan. But my immigrant Egyptian father IS. What’s a biracial, bi-religiously-raised gal to do? I’ve been sleepless, stress-eating,… Continue Reading
Donald Trump announced today that the US would be pulling out of the Paris Agreement. An agreement that pushes every country around the globe (except for those two that didn’t sign: Syria which is war-torn and Nicaragua, because it wasn’t… Continue Reading
Hey all! It’s me, KellyAnne Conway, your friendly White House advisor, with a little something different for my parenting column this time around. The President is nearing his 100 days and wouldn’t it be fun to see what the kiddos… Continue Reading
So since AT LEAST November of last year, America has been experiencing something that we in the pro-business call “Gaslighting”. The term gaslight comes from a film from the same name starring Ingrid Bergman. In the film, Bergman’s character is… Continue Reading
Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading
Yes, like you, I also wasted all my health insurance money on an iPhone. Sure I had an upgrade and even had a rebate, so it only cost me like $100 bucks. But as Representative Jason Chaffetz reminded me, had… Continue Reading
The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading
I am a survivor and this is my story. It’s hard for me to say exactly what happened that day, because how can we ever really know. Sure, I was there. I had a front row seat. But the thing… Continue Reading
As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said he would during his campaign. The President has been in office for less than one week and… Continue Reading
Ahhh! Movies! A nice respite from the tire fire that is the current American political reality. And what better respite than the film La La Land, a musical tribute to the golden era of Hollywood. La La Land stars teen… Continue Reading
As we inch closer to the Trump administration, the transition is playing out like a Days of our Lives episode, “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our presidency.” And I am into it. Who’s the Father?… Continue Reading
There’s been a lot of talk on the internet about how to get along with your relatives when you find out ya’ll voted on opposite sides of the political spectrum (or in some cases, didn’t vote at all). That’s one… Continue Reading
Hey guys! Here’s a re-post from our newsletter! OOOF GIRL! You forgot Halloween was coming, and now you’re looking wistfully at that sad halo and angel wings while you’re getting ready. Don’t do it. We got you covered. These costumes… Continue Reading