Thursday, in her home in Los Angeles Lindsey Barrow declared San Diego the capital of Nevada. This is an unprecedented move that some have called “out of her jurisdiction” and “who is Lindsey Barrow”. But Barrow feels this is the… Continue Reading
Today, Trump gave himself a 10 out of 10 for his cleanup work in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria decimated the area. But indie music blog Pitchforkmedia, known for it’s difficult scaling system, shot back with it’s own, much lower,… Continue Reading
Yesterday, Trump delivered a caring and compassionate speech (yeah I KNOW…) to the Las Vegas victims. Words that even fake news CNN have called “Presidential”. And is quiet the opposite of the way he acted in Puerto Rico. But I… Continue Reading
Up next in our WTF Series: The ACA No, your Facebook algorithm isn’t off, an ACA repeal IS back in the news. You were thinking you were in the clear, that your shitty Blue Shield insurance was protected. But apparently… Continue Reading
Every couple of years there’s all this hub-bub about the debt ceiling. The debt ceiling’s gotta get raised or there’s gonna be a government shutdown! They better lower that debt ceiling or the US will go broke! The debt ceiling… Continue Reading
Rex Tillerson done fuuucked up. Exon’s boi went on Fox News this weekend and did NOT stand by Donald Trump. As reported by Politico, while speaking to Chris Wallace about discrimination and Trump’s response to Charlottesville, Tillerson stated: “We express… Continue Reading
Hello, humans. This is Mother Earth, as some of you English speakers call me. (My real name is a series of electromagnetic resonances undetectable by human ears, but whatever). I’m writing this because you’re really cranking up the aggression dial… Continue Reading
Will you survive nuclear attack? Since North Korea has been threatening to attack the “Mainland United States” (i.e., Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, San Diego are all candidates), everyone is talking about getting a plan. The truth is, though, we’re… Continue Reading
Welcome to How to Fight your Uncle, a new feature on The Hot Goss! We’ll read a shitty Fox News article and break down all the problems with their argument. So when you see your obnoxious Uncle at the next… Continue Reading
Trump Handshakes! They are everywhere right now. Donald Trump has been wheelin’ and dealin’ all his life so he SHOULD know that the best first impression Is. That. Handshake. And since President Twoscoops been meeting all kinds of world leaders… Continue Reading
Look at that! It’s almost Independence Day which means it’s time to go to a Fourth of July Party! Your four day weekend is almost here so you should start planning which parties to hit up now. And as you… Continue Reading
Since November 2016, there have been a lot of great tips and tricks released on how to resist and fight Trump. But one trick seems to have slipped through the cracks. Yes, this is a trick some of us seemed… Continue Reading
Hey reporters! Sit! Down! It’s me Sean Spicer. I’m here to talk about the thing on everybody’s mind this week, the big fat elephant in the tiny Liberal Democrat room, the thing that is definitely not a Trump distraction tactic:… Continue Reading
I am not Muslim. I don’t wear a hijab, I don’t pray, I don’t go to mosque, and I don’t fast during Ramadan. But my immigrant Egyptian father IS. What’s a biracial, bi-religiously-raised gal to do? I’ve been sleepless, stress-eating,… Continue Reading
Donald Trump announced today that the US would be pulling out of the Paris Agreement. An agreement that pushes every country around the globe (except for those two that didn’t sign: Syria which is war-torn and Nicaragua, because it wasn’t… Continue Reading
This week we learned that everything is super easy when you’re a Republican.
Hey everyone! It’s me, Mike Huckabee. The ladies at The Hot Goss have noticed the jokes on my twitter are pretty funny. So the ladies said, Mike, will you write a post for us about how to be funny on… Continue Reading
A few days ago, The New York Times unearthed an old podcast project from Donald Trump’s daughter – Ivanka. The project was to be released in 2014, but for some reason never happened. We thought we’d updated the deck to appeal… Continue Reading