Depression ya’ll. It’s like the bitchiest of bitches. I’ve had depression for basically as long as I can remember. In junior high I was the queen of telling my mom that my life was literally over. We all thought I… Continue Reading
There are spies amongst us and tragically, they are everywhere. Listen, you know that they are tapping your phone, your computer, your email. Your microwave turns into a secret camera. But now, the lowest of the low, your vibrator is… Continue Reading
Hey folks. It’s me again! Kellyanne Conway. Friendly White House advisor. The Hot Goss asked me back to answer more of your parenting questions! I’m not in the job of having evidence advice so this week, I’ve asked my good… Continue Reading
The association always starts the same. Something in your brain starts nagging you; Maybe a video on Facebook where you saw three seconds of pre-roll, maybe a Top 40 song you heard redone by the Chinese National Orchestra on NPR.… Continue Reading
The Hot Goss took it back this week, way back. Rebecca takes us through old school remedies. Lexi takes us through soup for the soul. Lindsey takes us through AOL users. Steph takes us through the ANTM SEASON FINALE. Ok,… Continue Reading
Yes, like you, I also wasted all my health insurance money on an iPhone. Sure I had an upgrade and even had a rebate, so it only cost me like $100 bucks. But as Representative Jason Chaffetz reminded me, had… Continue Reading
The final ANTM. We get the recap and are reminded that CORYANNE SHOULDN’T BE HERE, LIKE 6 ELIMINATIONS AGO SHOULDN’T BE HERE. But ok. CHALLENGE We start out this episode straight into the challenge: the multi-page shoot for Paper Magazine.… Continue Reading
We have no posts for you today, because today is a day without women. Today we are on strike. If you are unable to leave work to strike, here are three things you can do today: 1. Wear Red 2.… Continue Reading
We’re not talking about SBC Global, or Yahoomail, no way. All AOL users do these things! And you won’t believe what these crazy AOL’ers are up to all the time! All AOL users do these things! Hahah! Where all our AOL… Continue Reading
We’ve all been feeling like, well… what does it really even matter anymore? It’s bad. It’s just always bad. Shades of bad, but bad all the same. It’s like it’s a grey skies, pre-rain situation inside my brain most of… Continue Reading
Reflection is important. Looking back, taking stock of your past, and using it towards a clearer future. Or not. We did try. This week: Rebecca has heard it all before. Lindsey looks at new office furniture Lexi rages…or not Steph’s ANTM… Continue Reading
Hi, I’m Lexi and I’m constantly outraged. I’m an outrageaholic. I knew I had a problem way back in 2016, but I assumed that a HRC presidency would quell my feelings of angry befuddlement. Every absurd or obscene statement uttered by… Continue Reading
We begin this episode of ANTM with a recap and are reminded that OH RIGHT THE DUMBEST DECISION OF THE FUCKING SEASON HAPPENED LAST WEEK. Poo on getting rid of Cody. Also, why aren’t these ladies in a foreign country? Or… Continue Reading
The 45th President of the United States finally addressed the joint sessions of Congress. His tone of this speech was a departure from all of his previous speeches and rallies. A lot of his supporters feel a sense of renewal.… Continue Reading
Sometimes bad womens come in to your hearing about restricting abortions and keep talking. And that’s not fair to you. So you try to interrupt them politely to stop them from talking, and they don’t stop talking. So then you… Continue Reading
This week, we looked all around us at our new realities. Lindsey found her Jewish heritage. Steph found an ANTM with the most consistent model no longer in the house. Rebecca found her new planet. Lexi found her British escape. We’re… Continue Reading
NASA did it y’all! They found new Earth-like planets, so pack your bags. Since this historic announcement, I have been planning what my dream planet would be like. First of all, I call the planet with the best climate. Welcome… Continue Reading