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7 Simple Reasons Why You Won’t Survive Nuclear Attack

August 10, 2017Lindsey
If North Korea bombs the US, will you be able to survive nuclear attack? Probably not. But it's not for the reasons that you think.

Will you survive nuclear attack? Since North Korea has been threatening to attack the “Mainland United States” (i.e., Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, San Diego are all candidates), everyone is talking about getting a plan. The truth is, though, we’re… Continue Reading →

Blog, Satire Kim Jong Un, north korea, Nuclear War

Political Morning Routines!

August 8, 2017Steph Garcia
Politicians! They're just like us! They wake up in the morning and do a lot of therapeutic screaming. Wait what do you mean that isn't what you guys do??

Politicians! They’re just like us! They wake up in the morning and do a lot of therapeutic screaming. Wait what do you mean that isn’t what you guys do?? Directed by: Meghan O’Brien Written by: Lindsey Barrow Produced by: Lauren… Continue Reading →

Blog, Videos bernine sanders, betsy devos, elizabeth warren, Hillary Clinton, kamala harris, paul ryan, politicians, washington dc

(Don’t) Tell Me, Tell Me Lies…

August 2, 2017Rebecca Edwards
lies

Your girl, POTUS, loves drama. Hiring and firing people. Trash talking his friends. Trash talking his enemies. He also loves a good lie, whether it’s to distract you from him losing the election or protect his son. No matter what… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire

How to Fight Your Uncle: A Sarah Huckabee Sanders Takedown

July 27, 2017Lindsey
We're giving you real life talking points to use when your douche Uncle brings up the "Mainstream Media Attack of Sarah Huckabee Sanders" at Nana's house.

Welcome to How to Fight your Uncle, a new feature on The Hot Goss! We’ll read a shitty Fox News article and break down all the problems with their argument. So when you see your obnoxious Uncle at the next… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics Fox News, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Sarah Sanders

Blame The Assistant

July 25, 2017Steph Garcia
This week, Jared Kushner blamed a bunch of people for his mess up regarding the disclosure of meetings with Russian officials. One of those people being his assistant.

This week, Jared Kushner blamed a bunch of people for his mess up regarding the disclosure of meetings with Russian officials. One of those people being his assistant. Hey man, chill out. Being an assistant is not easy. Being an… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

Ask A Pair of Disembodied Hands: What Goes With A Nothingburger?!

July 21, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

When it comes to hot food metaphors, there’s nothing more of the moment than the “Nothingburger.” That’s right: Once an offhanded comment thrown out by Van Jones (or likely not!), the phrase has grown into Team Trump’s favorite official talking point… Continue Reading →

Blog, Style baby food, food pairings, Gifs, hands, kale, nothingburger, politics, Pringles, trump

The Hot Goss EXCLUSIVE With Jared Kushner

July 20, 2017Steph Garcia

The Hot Goss News got an EXCLUSIVE interview with Jared Kushner! It’s definitely Jared Kushner and he is definitely very candid. Check out what the really real Jared Kushner had to say.  

Blog, Videos Hot Goss News, Interview, Jared Kushner

Everyone Loves a Good Theme!

July 19, 2017Rebecca Edwards
theme week

The current White House administration loves a good theme. Past themes have included – Infrastructure Week, Technology Week and who could forget Workforce Development Week. This week is no different, we are celebrating the classic Ted Danson and Whoopie Goldberg… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire

Trump Handshakes Rated with the Spuds Mackenzie Reaction Scale

July 13, 2017Lindsey
Trump Handshakes are 2 hawt 2 handle. So we're turning it over to our good friend Spuds Mackenzie, to rate these Trump Handshakes on a scale of One to Bone.

Trump Handshakes! They are everywhere right now. Donald Trump has been wheelin’ and dealin’ all his life so he SHOULD know that the best first impression Is. That. Handshake. And since President Twoscoops been meeting all kinds of world leaders… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture handshakes, spuds mackenzie, trump, trump handshakes

Tiffany Loves It!

July 12, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Tiffany Trump

“I love it” Tiffany Trump said and then laughed and laughed and laughed, as she watched her older brother make a huge bonehead mistake. Then she adjusted her huge sun hat, kicked up her feet and had another sip of… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics

Email Snafus

July 11, 2017Steph Garcia

If you have an office job, administrative job, or government job, you know how those email snafus can trip you up! Here are some helpful tips to make sure you recover with your reputation in tact. You didn’t BCC your… Continue Reading →

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A Chronicle of Inappropriate Places Ivanka Trump Sat

July 10, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

We’re all still reeling from the revelation that Ivanka Trump, human woman and debutante vision board made flesh, did something that people with respect for tradition and protocol would not do. In the interest of brevity, she sat somewhere that… Continue Reading →

Blog, Satire chair, Discovery Zone, Hitchcock, Ivanka Trump, Ludacris, north korea, O.J. Simpson, Penn Station, sit

Fourth of July Party Ideas when You’re Pissed at the USA

June 29, 2017Lindsey

Look at that! It’s almost Independence Day which means it’s time to go to a Fourth of July Party! Your four day weekend is almost here so you should start planning which parties to hit up now. And as you… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Politics, Satire, Style drink menu, favors, fourth of july party, party ideas, snack bar

The Phew!

June 27, 2017Steph Garcia
The Phew has everything you love about morning shows, PLUS confusion and exhaustion. Because no one actually says anything. Even though they're saying words

In the vein of all your favorite morning shows featuring multiple hosts, The View, The Chew, comes a new morning show: The Phew! The Phew has everything you love about morning shows, like the talking, PLUS it adds confusion and… Continue Reading →

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Just Open The Healthcare Bill!

June 21, 2017Rebecca Edwards
Most American's are running around like Brad Pitt at the end Seven, screaming "What's in the Bill? What's in the Bill!?!" What's in the healthcare bill?

Most American’s are running around like Brad Pitt at the end of the movie Seven, screaming “What’s in the Bill? What’s in the Bill!?!” As a nation we have been following  mad men, trying to solve whats in this bill.… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics, Satire healthcare bill, republicans, senate bill

Your Inner Six Year Old Marine Biologist is PISSED

June 19, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

Did you know it is National Ocean Month? I do. I know it because the President That Yells said it was on the Internet. I didn’t hear him say it, but my Mom Googled “A good thing President Trump did… Continue Reading →

Blog, Satire

How to (and how NOT to) Fight Trump

June 15, 2017Lindsey
To fight Trump there are a lot of great tips and tricks out there. But one trick seemed to be lost in the fray - don't shoot people.

Since November 2016, there have been a lot of great tips and tricks released on how to resist and fight Trump. But one trick seems to have slipped through the cracks. Yes, this is a trick some of us seemed… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics fight trump, resist, resistance diy

Sessions Spin-Off

June 13, 2017Steph Garcia

Look, I get it. With any successful TV show, you go for a spin-off. And there have been classic TV hits along the way: we got Frasier off Cheers, we got Rhoda off Mary Tyler Moore, Maude off All in… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics comey, hearing, sessions, white house

What It’s Like Watching Politics After You Flee D.C.

June 12, 2017Lexi Notabartolo

I set out to write a piece about the Comey hearings because they were both genuinely gripping and oddly hilarious. The idea that less than a year into a Presidency we are already grappling with the paranoia and distrust it… Continue Reading →

Blog, Culture, Opinion, Politics Bernie Sanders, D.C., lobbyists, MALDEF, National Council of La Raza, systems, Washington

Definitely Not a Trump Distraction Tactic – Bridges

June 8, 2017Lindsey
This is definitely not a Trump Distraction Tactic but just look over here for a few minutes while he talks about bridges

Hey reporters! Sit! Down! It’s me Sean Spicer. I’m here to talk about the thing on everybody’s mind this week, the big fat elephant in the tiny Liberal Democrat room, the thing that is definitely not a Trump distraction tactic:… Continue Reading →

Blog, Politics bridges, distraction tactic, trump

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