Author: Lindsey
That’s My Story Period – A New Podcast!
On Monday, Galentine’s Day, we are excited to release our first episode of That’s My Story Period, a compilation of stories about that time of the month from some hilarious women. Subscribe here to be the first in the know!
The Koch Brothers are Bad Guys… Or Are They?
The other day, the great writers at Time released an article about the Koch brothers. If you know anything about politics, you know the Koch brothers are bad guys. They often oppose any type of climate change legislation. And from… Continue Reading
‘Merica HIStory Lessons from me, MILO!
Heeeeyyyyy World! It’s me! MILO!!! The great defender of the Consitushion!!! Now last night I was SUPPOS’D to speak at Nazi commune aka University of California – Berkley, but the Nazis started a big old fire and I couldn’t speak.… Continue Reading
Nation Surprised Trump is Doing Exactly What He Said He Would Do
As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said he would during his campaign. The President has been in office for less than one week and… Continue Reading
The Foster Campbell Files
“I’m going to New Orleans to campaign for Foster Campbell”, I’d proudly tell people. Honestly, I had done very little studying up on Foster Campbell, I just had my sights set on the bigger picture WE NEED THE LAST REMAINING SEAT… Continue Reading
Let’s Talk About the Shortest Presidential Terms
Today sucks. No going around it. It’s raining here. I hydroplaned in my car. Cried while listening to Beyoncé sing “who runs the world, girls”. Then stepped into a river of water getting out of my car, soaking my whole… Continue Reading
As Ex Moves Out, America begs Barack Obama to Stay
January 20, 2017 – As former President Barack Obama packs his last box into the U-haul, America throws herself at his feet and begs him not to go. She arrived at the White House early Friday morning holding a boom box playing… Continue Reading
Wherein I Try to Review La La Land but OH MY GOD THE PRESIDENT ELECT DID WHAT???
Ahhh! Movies! A nice respite from the tire fire that is the current American political reality. And what better respite than the film La La Land, a musical tribute to the golden era of Hollywood. La La Land stars teen… Continue Reading
Man Shocked Congress Won’t Pay for His Girlfriend’s Abortion
Brian Johnson, 28 Pennsylvania, was “totally floored” after he went to Washington DC last week to collect his “abortion check”, but was denied. Yes, it turns out, Congress won’t pay for girlfriend’s abortion. In November, Brian and his girlfriend, Therese Bannock,… Continue Reading
Lt. Gov. Patrick will go to Great Lengths to be Bathroom Monitor
Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, Texas, did some serious soul-searching last December, and decided his true calling was not Lt. Governor. No, after reading Eat, Pray, Love this fall, Patrick heard a tiny voice beckoning him to fulfill his real destiny as… Continue Reading
And on January 1, 2017 a Hollywood Sign Miracle was Born
This morning, I awoke to a New Year’s Day miracle. Lo, a sign had come from the heavens to let us know 2016 is dead and all would be well. A Hollywood sign. Or should I say, a Hollyweed sign.… Continue Reading
Carrie Fisher: WOTD
In the last scene of Rogue One, we see Carrie Fisher as early Leia, all cgi’d up. And, while it was cringeworthy cgi, it was also kind of cool to see. I went to see Rogue One on Tuesday night. It was… Continue Reading
ICYMI: Christmas Eve Edition
Ho Ho Ho’s – tonight Santa is bringing all of his presents to the good little girls and boys. But I’ve heard you’ve all been Nasty Women, so good luck with all that. Also, tonight is the first night of Chanukah!… Continue Reading
North Carolina – We See You Already. Calm Down.
North Carolina MUST be needing some attention right now. Jesus. From HB2 (aka the bathroom bill) to McCrory v. Cooper, to McCrory making movies to limit Cooper’s power in last minute sessions just last week, ya’ll look thirsty. You’re the kid in the class… Continue Reading
Give All the Awards for Casey Affleck Plz.
Tis Awards’ Season! The most holy of seasons! And look here, there’s a little boy that must have been very very good, for he has a fuck load of award nominations! It’s Casey Affleck!! What’s that you say? Casey Affleck… Continue Reading
Minimalism: Where do We Go from Here?
Minimalism – the idea that less is more. It’s definitely more expensive. Heyo. While minimalism was everything we desired as we magically tidied up our closets, I now find myself stuck in a two year minimalism hangover / rut. None… Continue Reading
KRIS JORDAN: WELCOME TO NAW. DUDE.
Kris Jordan and the state of Ohio for secretly passing a bill we all now know as the “heartbeat bill” – fuck ya’ll. Tagged at the bottom of another bill, HB 493, which is supposed to protect children against abuse and… Continue Reading
Punk Playlist
Check out this old punk playlist for a new world order with NOFX, Descendents, Minor Threat, Sonic Youth (shout out Kim Gordon) and Fugazi. Shannon Joy Rodgers
Three Ways to Stand with Standing Rock
As a mixed indigenous woman of the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe who communes with mostly white L.A. and NYC progressives, I’ve noticed the spread of #StandWithStandingRock among my crew both online and off. Now I’m very aware that no one… Continue Reading