Easter is just around the corner and people are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. No, they aren’t freaking out about their Easter bonnet. They are worried about The White House’s Easter Egg Roll. That’s right. And many see it as one… Continue Reading
Given the current state of fucked-fairs, I decided to retreat to my lovely cottage on memory lane (I’ll be coming back here a fair amount in the next four years, methinks) and see if “what was” can offer insight into… Continue Reading
Oh hi, it’s me, your friendly Wednesday Hot Goss contributor. I have to tell you, this week has got me crazy. There are too many things that I want to write about. I want you all to have a laugh… Continue Reading
Below is an exclusive excerpt from the highly anticipated, currently unconfirmed, Season 11 of The X-Files. This excerpt is unverified but we at The Hot Goss are pretty sure it’s legit. INT. FBI OFFICE OR TESTING FACILITY OR CREEPY PLACE… Continue Reading
Oh, Internet. The times we have had together. Shit, I even remember when you were called the World Wide Web! Remember that? We were just kids then! Kids using dial up connections and stressing out over our AOL profiles. Those… Continue Reading
Unless you’ve legitimately sworn off the internet, it’s pretty difficult to stay off any social media. Most of us have our favorite platform and do most of our time sucking on one as opposed to another. I, myself, tend to… Continue Reading
Condescending and rude? Check. Failed attempt at humor? Check. Light sprinkle of bro-accented superiority? Check-y Checkington. You’ve just met Chod. Chod is the fucking WORST, mostly because Chod doesn’t know he’s the worst. In fact, he typically thinks he’s “the funny… Continue Reading
I watched the Dave Chappelle Netflix specials last night. And, first, I gotta say, it was a lot better than I thought it would be. Granted my expectations were supremely low. Chappelle has been doing shows on and off for… Continue Reading
Welcome to my new column, Hollywood is Pissing Rebecca Off. For my first installment we will explore two articles that were brought to my attention by my friend, John Tyler. Join me, won’t you, as we look at how these… Continue Reading
There’s been a lot of controversy over tweets released over past few days with outlandish and unverified claims. It can be difficult to keep track of. So I wanted to take a moment and address some of the statements tweeted out recently. On March 16th,… Continue Reading
For a long time I didn’t give a shit about good food. Now, as an urbane-ish thirtysomething, this is pretty much sacrilege. It’s not like I had an overbearing parent forcing me to eat everything put in front of me… Continue Reading
Depression ya’ll. It’s like the bitchiest of bitches. I’ve had depression for basically as long as I can remember. In junior high I was the queen of telling my mom that my life was literally over. We all thought I… Continue Reading
There are spies amongst us and tragically, they are everywhere. Listen, you know that they are tapping your phone, your computer, your email. Your microwave turns into a secret camera. But now, the lowest of the low, your vibrator is… Continue Reading
Hey folks. It’s me again! Kellyanne Conway. Friendly White House advisor. The Hot Goss asked me back to answer more of your parenting questions! I’m not in the job of having evidence advice so this week, I’ve asked my good… Continue Reading
The association always starts the same. Something in your brain starts nagging you; Maybe a video on Facebook where you saw three seconds of pre-roll, maybe a Top 40 song you heard redone by the Chinese National Orchestra on NPR.… Continue Reading
Yes, like you, I also wasted all my health insurance money on an iPhone. Sure I had an upgrade and even had a rebate, so it only cost me like $100 bucks. But as Representative Jason Chaffetz reminded me, had… Continue Reading
The final ANTM. We get the recap and are reminded that CORYANNE SHOULDN’T BE HERE, LIKE 6 ELIMINATIONS AGO SHOULDN’T BE HERE. But ok. CHALLENGE We start out this episode straight into the challenge: the multi-page shoot for Paper Magazine.… Continue Reading
We’ve all been feeling like, well… what does it really even matter anymore? It’s bad. It’s just always bad. Shades of bad, but bad all the same. It’s like it’s a grey skies, pre-rain situation inside my brain most of… Continue Reading
Hi, I’m Lexi and I’m constantly outraged. I’m an outrageaholic. I knew I had a problem way back in 2016, but I assumed that a HRC presidency would quell my feelings of angry befuddlement. Every absurd or obscene statement uttered by… Continue Reading
We begin this episode of ANTM with a recap and are reminded that OH RIGHT THE DUMBEST DECISION OF THE FUCKING SEASON HAPPENED LAST WEEK. Poo on getting rid of Cody. Also, why aren’t these ladies in a foreign country? Or… Continue Reading