Before we jump into this week’s crazy, I just want to point out in that “previously on” that Binta full on slithered up to standing when she was yelling at Courtney which just goes to show, Binta is always modeling. K,… Continue Reading
Brian Johnson, 28 Pennsylvania, was “totally floored” after he went to Washington DC last week to collect his “abortion check”, but was denied. Yes, it turns out, Congress won’t pay for girlfriend’s abortion. In November, Brian and his girlfriend, Therese Bannock,… Continue Reading
There’s recently been a massive push to encourage more women, as well as other underrepresented groups, to get involved with STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Math). And if you still know anyone that’s all “who cares”, cut them out of your… Continue Reading
Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, Texas, did some serious soul-searching last December, and decided his true calling was not Lt. Governor. No, after reading Eat, Pray, Love this fall, Patrick heard a tiny voice beckoning him to fulfill his real destiny as… Continue Reading
Happy 2017! Let’s start it off right by berating singer Mariah Carey!! Wait a second. It looks like we, as a society, quickly broke our New Year’s resolution to stop criticizing women and instead lift them up! Oh, not everyone… Continue Reading
Another Tuesday, another ANTM recap. On the last episode, Ms. Courtney Eyebrows won best photo. And upon returning to the house, the first compliment she gets from the other girls is “You look so thin.” WHY? Why is this the… Continue Reading
For the uninitiated, maternity pants are like regular pants except instead of a button and zipper, they have these elastic bits that expand to fit over your ever expanding belly. And sometimes (a lot of times) after you get the… Continue Reading
This morning, I awoke to a New Year’s Day miracle. Lo, a sign had come from the heavens to let us know 2016 is dead and all would be well. A Hollywood sign. Or should I say, a Hollyweed sign.… Continue Reading
I know, 2016 is technically not a “dude” but given how much shit has gone on this year, I think it’s perfectly apt for the final Naw, Dude of, well, 2016. In the short span of one year, 2016 has… Continue Reading
In the last scene of Rogue One, we see Carrie Fisher as early Leia, all cgi’d up. And, while it was cringeworthy cgi, it was also kind of cool to see. I went to see Rogue One on Tuesday night. It was… Continue Reading
There’s a girl gone, girl. Justine (R.I.P.) was real upset about getting kicked off but it had to happen. And now, back at the house, the girls relive Cody’s best photo. Tatiana throws Cody props and her sister Tash comes to… Continue Reading
Aprons shouldn’t be a big deal. They’re fundamentally a piece of cloth one drapes over one’s clothing to prevent ruin from coming to said clothing. They make a ton of practical sense, especially if you don’t happen to have an… Continue Reading
As we inch closer to the Trump administration, the transition is playing out like a Days of our Lives episode, “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our presidency.” And I am into it. Who’s the Father?… Continue Reading
Christmas signifies the usual things for me: family, presents, roasting a whole pig. But one thing that is more specific to me at this time of year are puzzles. I love jigsaw puzzles. And I always get a new one for… Continue Reading
Ho Ho Ho’s – tonight Santa is bringing all of his presents to the good little girls and boys. But I’ve heard you’ve all been Nasty Women, so good luck with all that. Also, tonight is the first night of Chanukah!… Continue Reading
We’re glad that Colby Cooper, Chief of Staff to the mayor of the city of Mobile, Alabama, is now aware that there is a “spectrum of concerns regarding trees.” We’d also like to encourage Mr. Cooper, a public employee, to… Continue Reading
Whether you agreed with what the faithless electors were doing or not, one thing is for sure: the vote thrust Faith Spotted Eagle into the national spotlight. Robert Satiacum of Washington, a member of the Puyallup tribe, opted to go against the… Continue Reading
I know I’m not supposed to talk about episode one of ANTM but I guess I MISSED Phillip Plein saying “You’re here to look like a princess” and I just want to rage for a quick second cause I believe Princess does… Continue Reading
North Carolina MUST be needing some attention right now. Jesus. From HB2 (aka the bathroom bill) to McCrory v. Cooper, to McCrory making movies to limit Cooper’s power in last minute sessions just last week, ya’ll look thirsty. You’re the kid in the class… Continue Reading
Lately, we have all learned a lot about the Electoral College. Basically, we the people have our say and our Electors are the ones who actually vote on our behalves. You may think that this only affects you once every four… Continue Reading