NASA did it y’all! They found new Earth-like planets, so pack your bags. Since this historic announcement, I have been planning what my dream planet would be like. First of all, I call the planet with the best climate. Welcome… Continue Reading
Oh hell. There are only five girls left? Guess it is “on”. So last week Cody WON after Tash got ELIMINATED – Twins separated at panel! But apparently Cody has been modeling a lot longer and finally owned that she’s… Continue Reading
We laugh and joke about getting unexpected DNA test results back. But finding out your heritage is not what you always thought it was, CAN be confusing. In my mind, I always thought my family was heavily German / British (never… Continue Reading
It’s important to take periodic breaks from the relentless stream of asshattery that defines the USA in 2017 and remember that there are objectively enjoyable things in the world. There’s french fries, for one. There’s baby animals if food isn’t your… Continue Reading
Fuck. What episode is this? Why are they still in the United States? Well, is the United States even the United States anymore? Sigh. You know what? This is still a house full of hopefuls so let’s focus on what… Continue Reading
Like all of us, I was reeling after the Grammy’s on Sunday. This was a huge loss and so many of us were left feeling gutted. How could Beyoncé and Lemonade not win? Sure, Adele is great, we all love… Continue Reading
At the beginning of this week’s ANTM, we’re reminded how much of a garbage episode last week was. But kudos to India for winning another video challenge. I can’t hate on you India. You’re stepping up your game like whoa.… Continue Reading
Hey, Bort! Who’s a good pup-pup and will listen to Mommy talk about the state of the world in 2017? You do! Yes, you do! Yes! You! Do! Bort, things are bad. Mommy can’t sugar coat it for you. Our… Continue Reading
The other day, the great writers at Time released an article about the Koch brothers. If you know anything about politics, you know the Koch brothers are bad guys. They often oppose any type of climate change legislation. And from… Continue Reading
This week’s episode starts with Courtney saying she feels so bad for Binta which, c’mon. You had a big ole fight. Tatiana though keeps it real and is like “nah. I mean sure it sucks to be kicked off but… Continue Reading
President Barack Obama’s Breakup Playlist – a Hot Goss Exclusive! We have all been missing former President Barack Obama, he was our boo. Unlike most of our other ex’s, we wish him well. We truly, truly do. We want him… Continue Reading
They were right all along…. As the second week of Trump’s presidency begins, our biggest fears are coming true – Your parents were right. As soon as Trump put his, very odd, signature on the Executive Order banning people from… Continue Reading
To recap from last week, India won after dancing in the streets of Harlem for a clothing line. She did pretty good actually. India says this week that the judges were waiting for the moment for her to stand out. They tried… Continue Reading
Okay, I finally peeled myself away from reading the news. I’ll put my fears that our democracy is undergoing a legit coup to the side and I’m going to bake! Everyone is happier and less horrified when bake goods are involved!… Continue Reading
Four days into Trump’s presidency and I found that I already need a break. So, I turned to the world of tennis for an escape. A joke I like to make is, if my parents loved me more, I’d be… Continue Reading
Another week, another ANTM Remember that show, Everybody Hates Chris? Well this episode starts out the opposite of that because EVERYONE MISSES KRIS! Because she’s great and sweet and the judges hated on her sexy. Miss ya Krislian. India then promises… Continue Reading
We learned a valuable lesson from the Women’s Marches that took place globally on Saturday: We give good sign. I guess when you gather a bunch of folks committed to making the world a more just and fair place, you’ll… Continue Reading
Well, we knew from last week’s preview that Kyle and Marissa are loving on each other. So it’s no surprise that this week’s episode started with Kyle talking about how “bad” she’s feeling in the competition and how she would… Continue Reading
America doesn’t know what to do with the Kansas City Chiefs. It’s bad enough that in an era of technocratic, rules-skirting “gamesmanship” they play the kind of old-school football most commonly seen in static-y newsreels. This franchise, the perennial stepchild of the… Continue Reading
I’ve had a belly button for about as long as I can remember. Childhood? Definitely. Birth? Probably. Life’s weird that way. I happen to have an “innie”. That’s where the belly button is “in” your stomach. My kid currently has… Continue Reading