President Barack Obama’s Breakup Playlist – a Hot Goss Exclusive! We have all been missing former President Barack Obama, he was our boo. Unlike most of our other ex’s, we wish him well. We truly, truly do. We want him… Continue Reading
Heeeeyyyyy World! It’s me! MILO!!! The great defender of the Consitushion!!! Now last night I was SUPPOS’D to speak at Nazi commune aka University of California – Berkley, but the Nazis started a big old fire and I couldn’t speak.… Continue Reading
They were right all along…. As the second week of Trump’s presidency begins, our biggest fears are coming true – Your parents were right. As soon as Trump put his, very odd, signature on the Executive Order banning people from… Continue Reading
Okay, I finally peeled myself away from reading the news. I’ll put my fears that our democracy is undergoing a legit coup to the side and I’m going to bake! Everyone is happier and less horrified when bake goods are involved!… Continue Reading
Hey folks. It’s me! Kellyann Conway. Friendly White House advisor. I thought I’d take a break today and answer some emails I’ve received asking for parenting tips in dealing with unruly toddlers. I have raised four wonderful children myself and are therefore… Continue Reading
As Trump took office this week, half the nation was utterly surprised, when, on day one, Trump is doing exactly what he said he would during his campaign. The President has been in office for less than one week and… Continue Reading
“I’m going to New Orleans to campaign for Foster Campbell”, I’d proudly tell people. Honestly, I had done very little studying up on Foster Campbell, I just had my sights set on the bigger picture WE NEED THE LAST REMAINING SEAT… Continue Reading
We learned a valuable lesson from the Women’s Marches that took place globally on Saturday: We give good sign. I guess when you gather a bunch of folks committed to making the world a more just and fair place, you’ll… Continue Reading
Today sucks. No going around it. It’s raining here. I hydroplaned in my car. Cried while listening to Beyoncé sing “who runs the world, girls”. Then stepped into a river of water getting out of my car, soaking my whole… Continue Reading
January 20, 2017 – As former President Barack Obama packs his last box into the U-haul, America throws herself at his feet and begs him not to go. She arrived at the White House early Friday morning holding a boom box playing… Continue Reading
Well, no one really seems to know. So let’s just forget it happened and recap what went on at The Hot Goss instead! Lindsey got distracted while watching La La Land. Rebecca gave us some protest hairstyles. Steph watched another harrowing ANTM.… Continue Reading
2017 is here and we ladies will be marching! Protesting in style! We know you have your outfit picked out. But.. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR HAIR!? Never fear, our scientists have been working around the clock… Continue Reading
Brian Johnson, 28 Pennsylvania, was “totally floored” after he went to Washington DC last week to collect his “abortion check”, but was denied. Yes, it turns out, Congress won’t pay for girlfriend’s abortion. In November, Brian and his girlfriend, Therese Bannock,… Continue Reading
Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, Texas, did some serious soul-searching last December, and decided his true calling was not Lt. Governor. No, after reading Eat, Pray, Love this fall, Patrick heard a tiny voice beckoning him to fulfill his real destiny as… Continue Reading
I know, 2016 is technically not a “dude” but given how much shit has gone on this year, I think it’s perfectly apt for the final Naw, Dude of, well, 2016. In the short span of one year, 2016 has… Continue Reading
As we inch closer to the Trump administration, the transition is playing out like a Days of our Lives episode, “Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our presidency.” And I am into it. Who’s the Father?… Continue Reading
We’re glad that Colby Cooper, Chief of Staff to the mayor of the city of Mobile, Alabama, is now aware that there is a “spectrum of concerns regarding trees.” We’d also like to encourage Mr. Cooper, a public employee, to… Continue Reading
North Carolina MUST be needing some attention right now. Jesus. From HB2 (aka the bathroom bill) to McCrory v. Cooper, to McCrory making movies to limit Cooper’s power in last minute sessions just last week, ya’ll look thirsty. You’re the kid in the class… Continue Reading
Lately, we have all learned a lot about the Electoral College. Basically, we the people have our say and our Electors are the ones who actually vote on our behalves. You may think that this only affects you once every four… Continue Reading
Almost immediately after the President-elect was called, I begun seeing friends share tons of online petitions in my Facebook feed. Calls for recounts, appealing to the electoral college, climate change, supreme court nominees, all the bigly ones. I signed a… Continue Reading